Commando Thursday

The act of not wearing undergarments every Thursday!

She is wearing a skirt on Commando Thursday? Good for her.

by ProfessorLobot August 31, 2018

Forced Commando

When you have to sacrifice your underwear because there's no toilet paper in the bathroom.

Joe: Gross! did you see those shitty underwear in the bathroom stall?
Mike: Those were mine. They didn't have any toilet paper so I had to wipe my ass with my undies. Now I'm Forced Commando.

by Baracus March 21, 2019

Mobile commando

Going mobile (possibly with several mobile devices) but not bringing a recharger.

Sorry to take so long to respond--I went mobile commando on vacation last week.

by CletusVD June 3, 2013

Smiling Commando

When a chick brings it upon herself to wear a very short skirt and no under in public. Often sitting down and flashing her vertical smile to everyone who just happen to glance and smile back.

Guy 1: Dude look at that over there. That bitch over there is totally giving me a smiling commando.

Guy 2: She should've put on some damn underwear. Whore.

Guy 1: Thank God she didn't :D

by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011

Super Commando

Commando plus. The condition of no underpants and being completely shaved.

"Dude I saw some bouncing in your jeans. Are you going commando?" "Even better, Super Commando! The chicks love it."

by free baller April 3, 2010

Reverse Commando

The act of only wearing underpants and nothing else

I saw Katie today and she looked really hot going reverse commando!

by FartMendes69 January 3, 2022

Face Commando

Going without Makeup

Hey, are you wearing any makeup?

No, I'm going face commando today

by k-dub23 November 23, 2010