by mike January 6, 2004
Get the botching mug.When a woman digs a hole in the middle of the living room floor and gets her boyfriend/hubby to come and gizz in the hole. Then the woman crouches over it and sticks her nose into the mess. While the woman is occupied doing this, her partner runs outside, gets a tree branch, brings it in, and starts giving the girl anal. While doing this, the girl must be making fox noises.
" Tammy, why is there a hole in the middle of your living room?"
" Oh, me and Jim tried out the crouching fox."
" Oh, me and Jim tried out the crouching fox."
by Spermicide February 10, 2008
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A game where you masturbate as close to your parents (or other loved ones) as possible without them being aware of your explicit activity. If they catch you, you lose. For an extra challenge, watch porn on full volume while playing.
Person #1: Dude, last night I played Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon while my parents were watching TV. I came three times!
Person #2: Sick, bro!
Person #2: Sick, bro!
by Spendexx March 4, 2015
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falsifying your job, income or things you have done. Post pics of people they've had sex with, but haven't.
falsifying your job, income or things you have done. Post pics of people they've had sex with, but haven't.
Dude is always brucing, he doesn't get any chics.
A person's facebook status says they are at a club, but they are really in the house means they are brucing.
A person's facebook status says they are at a club, but they are really in the house means they are brucing.
by reece215 July 5, 2011
Get the brucing mug.The act of climbing inside a garbage bin and being surly and borderline agressive to pedestrians in a similar fashion to Oscar the Grouch.
by baron25 June 7, 2011
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