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botching

to botch is to have hard vigourus sex usually in the doggy position
i was giving her a good botching when all of a sudden i shot my man milk all over her
by mike January 6, 2004
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crouching fox

When a woman digs a hole in the middle of the living room floor and gets her boyfriend/hubby to come and gizz in the hole. Then the woman crouches over it and sticks her nose into the mess. While the woman is occupied doing this, her partner runs outside, gets a tree branch, brings it in, and starts giving the girl anal. While doing this, the girl must be making fox noises.
" Tammy, why is there a hole in the middle of your living room?"
" Oh, me and Jim tried out the crouching fox."
by Spermicide February 10, 2008
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A game where you masturbate as close to your parents (or other loved ones) as possible without them being aware of your explicit activity. If they catch you, you lose. For an extra challenge, watch porn on full volume while playing.
Person #1: Dude, last night I played Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon while my parents were watching TV. I came three times!
Person #2: Sick, bro!
by Spendexx March 4, 2015
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Broncing

To have hardcore sex.
"We were broncing so hard last night."
by Monica Joy July 17, 2007
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brucing

When people lie on facebook, twitter or any social network.

falsifying your job, income or things you have done. Post pics of people they've had sex with, but haven't.
Dude is always brucing, he doesn't get any chics.

A person's facebook status says they are at a club, but they are really in the house means they are brucing.
by reece215 July 5, 2011
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Grouching

The act of climbing inside a garbage bin and being surly and borderline agressive to pedestrians in a similar fashion to Oscar the Grouch.
Did you see that guy in the bin? What's with that?
Yeah, he's grouching the food court
by baron25 June 7, 2011
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Branching out

The act of shagging outside of your local parish.
Travelling to the next village for shag
I’m branching out lads... I hear there’s a fine filly in the next village
by You’re too young September 7, 2018
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