Bench Fat

When chefs get a bit lonely they stand VERY close to the bench and rub up on it and get a hard-on.

My bench fat has been discovered.

by ACT Chef May 24, 2010

Cock Bench

A bench usially located in a local park where gay guys hang around waiting for some cock, hence the name "cock bench".

Rules of the cock bench are as follows...

1) After you've found a guy to have relations with don't return to the bench for another 24 hours. Don'r be greedy!

2) You must be under the age of 50 and under 15 stone.

3) No track suits!

Andy: I'm dying for some bum fun

Dave: Why don't you go to the cock bench then?

Andy: Yeah! Great idea, I'd better remember to take some lube this time.

by Jake West Jones March 22, 2008

Playing the bench

When a man is wanting to date/have sex with a woman and that woman keeps him around, even teasing him, but never indulges him. The man is known as a 'bench player.'

The term refers to the likeness of an athlete sitting on the bench, waiting to get in on the game.

John "You hear about Mike? He's got a hard on for Erin."
Chris "Yeah man, she flirts with him but won't date the guy."
John "He's totally playing the bench on that one."

by Stardog Champion January 14, 2011

behenchod

1. Arjun Singh (the madarchod behind 50% reservations for OBC)

2. Literally means, 'sisterfucker' but is generally used to abuse someone badly.*

3. An expression to show disgust or contempt.#

*Behenchod, why did you tease my girl?
#Behenchod, I won't pass this calculus test.

by Wise Boy July 24, 2006

Benchoud

Someone who fuckes their sister

Bro ur such a benchoud

by Wannn June 7, 2019

Benched

Another way of saying someone got put on strings or that they are dancing.

"Bro, Now That's So REAL! (on youtube) just got benched again!"

by Johnny is a stupid af name October 15, 2021

picnic bench

A group chat that only spams

That “picnic bench” sucks

by Splurph June 22, 2019