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barleyponics

The growth and development of the human brain using beer as the primary source of nourishment.
Becky: Isn't that Bubby's sixth beer?
Joe: Could be but not to worry. He's been on a barleyponics regiment for a month now and has moved up to using some three syllable words.
by Your Eminence June 20, 2016
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Bailed and Whaled

When you leave the party to have sex with a horrendously large partner
Why’d you leave the party so early last night? Oh sorry I bailed and whaled
by Harpoon#1 July 5, 2018
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balled yo ass

A balled yo ass is when 1 partner insert his testicles into another partner's anus and it's mostly happens when your testicles are too squishy and wet to squish into her tight shit hole.
Guy: Damn i cummed all over my balls! I bet it will fit in her ass aswell
Girl: honey, why does it feels squishy inside
Guy: uh you know...
Girl: wait dont pop it or ill pregnant in less than 1 seconds of my life
Guy: sorry but I just ball balled yo ass!
The next 2 seconds
Guy's friend: yo bro ive never seen your wife is she ok?
Guy: uhh i just balled her ass and it popped like a tsar bomb so hard her pee hole stuck on the centre of my dick like a wedding ring and balls in her ass aswell.
Guy's friend: That's so fucking sexy how is she?
Guy: She died of too much sexual pleasure and i fuck her 72 hours a week
Like a fucking flesh doll
Guy friend's:can i use her aswell cus she's dead so nothing wrong with cheating right?
Guy: ye sure but make sure to balled her ass and makes fart and disgusting sounds while recording ok.
Guy's friend: ok ill try it out with a laxatives on my balls just so she can created the worst 72 hours diarrhea in the world till my balls turned into a kinder egg chocolate eggs.
by Caillou the anoying brat November 22, 2022
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barred out

a adjective popular in Atlantic Beach and Greenville that is used to described someone who is mentally lacking from using xans or other causes, the term is a more friendly and less offensive way of saying “retarded
Man 1: “Dude I can’t take my friend Zane anywhere, he’s too barred out

Man 2: “Yeah I can tell by the way he was talking about how the birds are spies, definitely barred”
by nnnnnnaaaaaaaaaa June 14, 2023
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Spider Balled

When something unexpected happens and your sack sucks up into a giant raisin and your testicles join your atom's apple in the throat.
Wanna go swimming?

No, we'll get spider balled.
by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010
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Gareth Bailed

To Gareth Bail, verb, means to skip on an event or leave a party, normally done by shlads with birds. Name taken from Tottenham and Wales winger Gareth Bale.
Tom is such a dick, he just Gareth Bailed on the pub tonight.
by KingKakuta May 3, 2013
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