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Matzo Balling

\ˈmɑtsə bɔlɪŋ\

noun: a sex act wherein the free-flowing beard of an Orthodox Jewish male is first braided into a string of knots (the matzo balls), and then alternately inserted and removed from the anus or vagina. This produces sexual stimulation in a manner similar to anal beads or Ben Wa balls. Deeply embedded within this esoteric practice is an Orthodox view of the beard as bridge between mind and heart, thoughts and actions, theory and practice, good intentions and good deeds. The act can thus be interpreted as rivulets of divinity flowing from mind to body to other bodies, forming an unbroken circle of life, love, and faith that connects us all.
I heard he's really into matzo balling.

Hey babe - wanna make some matzo balls tonight?

I met this scruffster on jdate who tore me up with his matzo balls!
by mrmcnasticles October 19, 2018
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baulin

When one gay male showers another gay male with cash while having intercourse.
I walked in on my roomate baulin some strange guy last night. He was making it rain on dat hoe.
by George Knights of Columbus October 13, 2007
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bowling for soup

They are nicest bunch of guys anyone could wish to meeet! They kick ass!!
I have just met bowling for soup, "They are nicest bunch of guys anyone could wish to meeet! They kick ass!!"
by SOUPBOWLERKATIE September 7, 2003
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Bawling

Mia and Kelly were bawling during Radio, which is the best movie ever!
by Kelly November 7, 2003
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baling wire

(noun) Sturdy, bendable wire used to bale hay or repair nearly anything broken. Often used in conjunction with Duct Tape. Alternate pronunciation "balin' wire"
My cousin's tailpipe was fixin' to fall off, but he jury rigged it with some duct tape and baling wire.
by Redneck in the big city January 14, 2008
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Bowling Alley Hot

A measure of hotness which implies that a woman is cute, but not above that level of cuteness which one may find at a bowling alley. The implication is that even though a trashy, low-class girl may be do-able, she should also be held responsible for her trashiness. It's a combo of a compliment and an insult.
-Hey bro - how about that hot-ass girl who gave up the crusty-dusty last night??
-Awww man - not bad, I guess she was bowling alley hot.
by Franklin Turdz October 6, 2008
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Bowling bulge

This is when you get an erection while shopping for bowling balls at dicks. Or while you are polishing your balls.
"I had the biggest bowling bulge today".
by The bowler for life July 23, 2016
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