Avyn

A beautiful human being with a sweet soul, genuinely filled with so much love that it overflows all around.

Avyn's laughter is contagious

by hairy shoulders man April 10, 2022

National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day

If you know anyone named “Moses” then you are required to kiss them.

someone: hey, it’s National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day
someone named moses: say less!

by Moses Day February 26, 2020

why doesn't anyone love me

Your probably either really bored or really sad and for some reason looked this up on urban dictionary.

person one: why doesn't anyone love me

person two: because Timmy, you have abnormal armpit hair growth.

by gaydefinitionmaker69 February 7, 2023

avon old farms

A guy in avon who doesnt want to be fuckin here. smokin by the pond all day everyday. liquor in the water bottle. Like the other person said a beer in one hand a slut in the other and a blunt in his mouth and one more behind his ear. HIGH AS HELL

.......K.P...... high and drunk

by .....K.P........high as a mouthfucka April 20, 2005

anyoney

When one screws up while trying to say something where either anyone of anybody can be used, it comes out as anyoney.

Joe: Well, who should we invite?

Sex Panther: At this point I honestly dont care, just invite anyoney... goddamnit.

Joe: Haha, nub.

by big black sam May 14, 2009

Anyone?

When the OP asks a question or request on a forum and nobody responds, so OP replies to the thread again with "Anyone?" It'd be wishing thinking to think someone would reply back this time, but more often than not the OP's thread will likely be ignored forever.

From the OP's perspective, feelings of resent will likely ensue.

From an outsider's perspective, they will either:
A) Cringe until sad, if the question or request was incredibly stupid or pathetic af
B) Also feel for the OP, if the question or request was reasonable or relatable

OP 1: Hi everyone! So I've been literally searching everywhere but could not find any website where people offer constructive feedback for other people's musical work. But now finally I found this subreddit (r/roastmytrack) and thought you guys would like to critique my new track that I made. I think I did really well on this one! Is there anything I can improve on? Any feedback is appreciated! Thanks!
*dead silence*
OP 1, two days later: Anyone?
*dead silence*

__________________________________

OP 2: hiii everyone my name is jeff im really horny rn got 13 in dick anybody wanna be my bae?? 👅👅👅
OP 2: anyone?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 1, 2021

Your mum buys Avon

Scottish Insult, used to counter the fatal "your dad sells avon" insult. Use this insult wisely.

Scottish Boy: "Aye fuck tae min you wee dodger, yer da sells avon get tae"
Scottish Boy 2: "Shup bro, your mum buys avon so shut it"
Scottish Boy: Ended

by fatzoot12345 March 20, 2018