Russian Asset

The favored toys of Vladimir Putin.

See: Tucker Carlson, Donald Trump, FOX News, GOP

Lydia: Don Jr. is SUCH a Russian Asset!
Angie: Like father, like son.

by ThatGuyWhoWatchesVideos April 16, 2022

asses in space

(N.) When you our your friends do something stupid to make someone laugh.

Go be an ass in space.

by Alex Seidel December 6, 2003

excuses are like asses

This is a shortened version of the original quote. It means everyone has an excuse, just like everyone has a buttocks.

Excuses are like assholes, because everybodies got them.

by mistert2 May 23, 2004

Asset Protection

the protection of the backside of miniature donkeys, elephants and mongoose.

Could someone please call Asset Protection to deal with the artard in the lobby?

by Anniew March 18, 2008

excuses are like asses

A comparison of excuses to asses.

"Excuses are like asses, full of shit"
OR
"Excuses are like asses, full of holes"

by R@ndomProf@nity May 22, 2004

bad asses

a bunch of kids who hang out in drama class not listening to anything anyone says, they often back talk Mrs. McCrackin. People in this clique consist of Erica Jessica Katie Saad and sometimes Ashley. They even get separated. ALOT! sometimes they snort pills for fun. subjects they often talk about: pedro drugs gorillas hoes candy skating movies ect.

Teacher 1: Thoes bad asses are really crossing the line
teacher 2: we ought to kick the out

by yoooo mammmma January 27, 2009

asses and elbows

To be caught by a supervisor goofing off. Not doing any work. Purposefully standing around not being productive.

Hey. What the hell is with all the asses and elbows (a&e)? Let's get to to work here.

by victorzulu November 29, 2010