adoption nerd

When a popular girl in class finds herself a nerd to help her with class or homework.

"I'm really struggling with chemistry, maybe i should find myself an adoption nerd."
"Oh him? He is my adoption nerd to help me through some classes."

by Blasekiller February 1, 2024

Adopt Me

A haven for scammers.

Adopt Me absolutely sucks, except if you’re a scammer.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi December 5, 2022

Surprize Adoption

This is the act of shouting surprize right before you kidnap someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.

Surprize Adoption Scenario1: *guy kidnaps girl*

Girl: HELP!!!

*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*

Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before picking up girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!

*They all lived happily ever after*

by The Riktor Scale September 23, 2011

adopter

Person who adopted another person.

Adopter.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

adopted

when you are fatherless and motherless and you are depressed

mom: billy you're adopted
billy: NOOOOOOOOOOO

by HAHAHNOOBS November 10, 2022

Adopt Me

A game where kids spend $1000 with their mom's credit card on virtual pets, and the game that broke ROBLOX entirely. The game was meant for kids to be adopted but then turned into a game with scammers and pay-to-win things.

Hey can you play Adopt Me with me? I'm gonna spend $20000 with my mum's credit card.

No, spend your money on something that's not this garbage. You're gonna get scammed in 10 minutes.

by thepersonthatdoesntplayadoptme January 11, 2022

adopted freshman

In a sports team or club. any class member above a freshman can pick a freshman they vibe with and like the most. But also comes with free bullying from upper class member and can make fun of them but of course can be the most helpful to freshman and help them with anything.

“That’s Jess shes my adopted freshman”

by anonymous November 5, 2021