aleriah

Aleriah is a dark haired girl big booty hella cute and has a great personality she’s the girl to go to when you have a problem she’s nice unique funny and a great bff anyone will be lucky to be her boyfriend and she is smart

Boy1:Bro that girl is hot

Boy2:Bro that’s an Aleriah she gonna slap you if you talk to her

Boy1:Dang your right

by Joel24 February 27, 2019

Alerto

a very hot man from the Realm of Retardation

wow Alerto is so hot

by Alerto official March 28, 2020

hoodrat alert

Term used to degrade a female and feel better about ones self, usually used when the female is approching.

(girl enters party)

(ex notices and tells friend)- "Yo Black mamaba.. Hoodrat alert!!"

by zZtephieeee December 7, 2010

Dp Alert

Generally meaning Dick Pic Alert. If a guy says this, watch out.

Dude: dp alert

girl: nooo

by GSD9 October 14, 2018

teacher alert

The thing stupid kids in second grade say when the scout they picked sees the teacher coming back to the room from a shit loud enough for the teacher to hear them, defeating the purpose of being sneaky.

John: hey billy be our scout!
Billy: okay

(5 minutes pass)
Billy: TEACHER ALERT, TEACHER ALERT!

by The real Sid Vicious November 14, 2019

Amber Alert

When your partner shits on your side of the bed while your away

Amber shit in Johnny Depp’s bed and we called it an “Amber Alert”

by SalvatorusRex April 28, 2022

Johnson Alert

What you tell your homies when your Johnson is out. This can be used at any time to alert anyone, not only your homies, that your Johnson is indeed out of your pants; on the loose, if you will.

Guy 1 - Guys my dick is out, and swinging as we speak
Guy 2 - Johnson Alert! Johnson Alert! His Johnson is out!
Guy 1 - You're so stupid.
Guy 3 - Johnson Alert yall!
Guy 1 - I hate you guys.

by xendord November 26, 2022