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Woodrow Wilson Middle School

Ranked 2nd highest bullied school in CT. Is often described as 'Ghetto' and not well disciplined. School is very run-down and not a very pleasant sight. Teachers describe the students to be very disrespectful and rude. Do not recommend bringing students to this school.
In Woodrow Wilson Middle School Classrom:

Teacher "Please sit in your seat"

Student "Don't tell me what to do, i don't like you."

In MIDDLETOWN CT.
by hihowyoudoinn August 21, 2012
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Woodworking

A type of masterbation that involves a great deal of concentration
Sonny put in some time woodworking this afternoon; he was on the 65th page of that porn website before he found a Taiwanese feet video he got off too.
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Charles Woodson

An elite cornerback in the NFL. Currently plays for the Green Bay Packers but previously played for the Oakland Raiders. Has 25 career picks, eight of which came in 2006, leading the National Football Conference. Has been called overrated for so long that he is now actually underrated. He posseses great athleticism, as well as great size for the position (6'1", 200) and great speed. He is a Four-Time Pro Bowler. Won the Heisman Trophy in 1998, and deservingly so. Screw all the people on Peyton Manning's dick.
Manning throws, and it's picked off by Charles Woodson!
by Shutdown Cornerback April 1, 2007
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r/woooosh

r/woooosh (or just woooosh) is used in response to someone taking sarcasm literally, and you use it to call them out on not picking up on the sarcasm.

Origins:
The onemonepia comes from the saying “the joke went over your head” and it’s (literally) the sound of the joke going over the person’s head.

The “r/“ component is because that’s how reddit organizes their subreddits

r/woooosh is also exclusively referencing the subreddit (a community on reddit) about people not picking up on sarcasm. If you don’t know what reddit is, just say woooosh, otherwise you’re a pretentious idiot who uses vocabulary you don’t know the meaning of to sound cool, but instead reveal you’re actually a dumbass.

Also it is correctly spelled with 4 o’s and no h at the beginning
Person A: You know how I tend to stay out of the whole voting issues? Well you know how convicts are allowed to vote in Florida now?
Person B: Yeah?
Person A: Well I think we’re doing something seriously wrong here
Person B: I mean I agree, but why do you think so?
Person A: Because I think ONLY convicts should be allowed to vote
Person B: Are you stupid?
Person A: *deep sigh* r/woooosh

Person C: Why did the chicken cross the road
Person D: why
Person C: there was a crosswalk there for pedestrians

Person D: haha I like antijokes
Person XXY: r/whosh
Persons C&D: what? that doesn’t even make sense.
by Ant4N March 23, 2019
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Woohoo Dance

noun : \'wü-'hü\

The Woohoo Dance is a comical dance a guy does for his partner while naked. The Woohoo Dance is performed by quickly twisting one's hips to and fro while shouting "Wooo Hooo" very loudly. The dance is performed properly when the penis effectively generates a loud slapping sound against the legs.
I was seriously pissed at Joe last night, but his Woohoo Dance brought me out of it as usual.
by TLW3 March 8, 2011
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Woowoo pipe

A Steamroller reefer pipe. Refers to the woo woo noise made during use.
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Woodnophobia

Woodnophobia - ˈwoŏdnōfōbēə

1. (TJHSST)The state of nervousness or mental breakdown one reaches when making a notecard for a 5-point quiz; especially present in Wood IBET:

2. (TJHSST) The extreme or irrational fear or aversion of any vocabulary that relates to or is related to Biology. :

Derivatives
Wood |woŏd| noun
phobic |ˈfōbik| adjective & noun

Origin
Early 21st century, independent use of woodnophobia
Based on Dr Wood
1. Woodnophobia
The other day I became woodnophobic after getting 0/5 by using a notecard i spent 12 hours on.

I am very sorry to inform you this ma'am, but your son is woodnophobic. It is recommended that you get him away from notecards as soon as possible.

2.Woodnophobia

OH DUDE, HAVE YOU DONE BIO Home- "STOP STOP MAKE THE VOICES STOP"
by DKwun December 18, 2010
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