wank 

.bash the bishop
.choke the chicken
.yank the plank
.clean the pipes
.grapple the gorilla
.pet the one eyed snake
.stroke the salami
.massage colin
.toss off
.shake hands with the milkman
.plain old wank
.greet the old chap
.tommy tank

wank by r0By$Ta April 8, 2003

wank 

1. British slang for masturbation or masturbating.
2. An on-line discuss without purpose or substance that often involves pretension and bullshit.

1. There was a guy in the park having a wank in the bushes.

2. Then the entire conversation degenerated into complete wank.

wank by A.A. September 11, 2004

wank 

British term to describe masturbating, sometimes known as:

josseling
flogging the dolphin
playing tug of war
pumping your fist
having a "german tank"
having a "down town jeremy brown"
having a "five knuckle shuffle"
having "one on the house"

American terms include:

beating off
whacking off
jerking off

he is upstaires having a jossel, would you like to leave a message?

wank by Chris February 27, 2005

wank 

Usally at schools Cool/Popular kids wank while the nerds are Wankers.

Once We've finished wanking we will go and get Tom to do our Homework.He's such a wanker

wank by Straight Big Cock March 8, 2008

wank 

To wank- masturbate

Or...that was wank (describing something shit)

John:fuck i need a wank...the bitch didnt giv any last night
Ben:oh man that sucks

John:that film last night was shit
Ben: yeah it was fuckin' wank

wank by jordannnnnnn March 4, 2008

wank 

(v.) To masturbate.
(adj.) A blow-off, something boring.

Bart: C'mon man, everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank!
Principal Skinner: If by 'wank' you mean 'educational experience' then by golly it is wanking time!

wank by KaiserMonkey September 7, 2003

wank 

1. Masturbation. 2. n. Rubbish. e.g. "Don't talk wank". 3. v. To masturbate. As in "My brother wanks all the time and he's got perfect eyesight".

As in "If you have a wank every day you'll go blind".

wank by garthy July 8, 2006