Unix Time Stamp, the time keeping system to replace our current calendars. Based solely on the SI unit of time, the second, it originated from Unix based operating system to avoid having to use an unnecessary amount of units for the same measurement (i.e. time). Its epoch starts on the 1970 January 1.
The 2017-01-01T00:00:00Z new year is just an arguably too recurrent milestone in the flawed Gregorian calendar and is nothing special in Unix time, but whatevs happy 1 483 228 800 UTS!
by Braŭljo December 31, 2016
Get the UTSmug. 
Unexpected Tomato Syndrome.
When a shy and confused individual turns bright red similar to that of a tomato in colour when put under pressure or when they know that everyone is looking at them and they are the centre of attention. Often stimulated and triggered by smoking excessive amounts of marjuanna.
When a shy and confused individual turns bright red similar to that of a tomato in colour when put under pressure or when they know that everyone is looking at them and they are the centre of attention. Often stimulated and triggered by smoking excessive amounts of marjuanna.
Friend: Yo man why u got UTS all of a sudden?!
UTS boy: Nah man allow it rub my ears so it goes away.
UTS boy: Nah man allow it rub my ears so it goes away.
by josh thomson March 17, 2011
Get the UTSmug. by hctz October 22, 2003
Get the UTmug. Short for uterus. A derogatory term for describing a woman, as it implies that her only useful purpose is producing offspring.
by Jake in NYC January 11, 2006
Get the utemug. Utes is the spoken form of the acronym 'Utf' meaning 'up to fucks'.
'Utf' evolved into Utes because of the obvious difficulty in saying 'Utf' as a single word easily in conversation. Utes originates in Christchurch, New Zealand.
Utes is used generally to describe a person or situation that doesn't fulfill any purpose and therefore does nothing.
'Utf' evolved into Utes because of the obvious difficulty in saying 'Utf' as a single word easily in conversation. Utes originates in Christchurch, New Zealand.
Utes is used generally to describe a person or situation that doesn't fulfill any purpose and therefore does nothing.
by fustguy June 13, 2014
Get the Utesmug. The mascot for the University of Utah. Huge rival of BYU even though it isn't much of a rivalry because the Utes win every time. Where you can get a REAL education in Utah, unlike the team down south (BYU) where it is just a place to meet your husband. The original BCS Busters.
by Lins72 July 10, 2009
Get the Utesmug.