1. An Acronym fo "the Ultimate Team Exerience in Sports
2. A group of SGA sponsored, quasi-coomunistic, semi-elitist athletes who have a proficiency for dominating any and all intramural sports found at Jacksonville University
3. One who desperately hates the pop culture phenomenom of "collar Popping" and has a propensity for serving all those who find the necessity for popping their collar in the harshest of manners.
Sidenote: in order to qualify for definition #3, one must first be a part of definition #2.
2. A group of SGA sponsored, quasi-coomunistic, semi-elitist athletes who have a proficiency for dominating any and all intramural sports found at Jacksonville University
3. One who desperately hates the pop culture phenomenom of "collar Popping" and has a propensity for serving all those who find the necessity for popping their collar in the harshest of manners.
Sidenote: in order to qualify for definition #3, one must first be a part of definition #2.
"Oh Shit, we play the UTES tonight!"
"There really is no sense in competing with the UTES, everyone knows they will win."
"Yes, it's true, Backup Barch is a UTE."
"There really is no sense in competing with the UTES, everyone knows they will win."
"Yes, it's true, Backup Barch is a UTE."
by Hius Enauk April 05, 2005
the tightest rappers around comprized of 4 of the sickest mc's to ever do it
but its more then a group and a lifestyle utes stands for everything good if ur a good person then your a UTE
but its more then a group and a lifestyle utes stands for everything good if ur a good person then your a UTE
by Bubb Rubb September 18, 2004
by Candace Griffiths June 06, 2006
Under The Skin. Used as a replacement name for someone who is often annoying or has annoying tendencies.
Lloyd is often annoying or does annoying things!. He can now be called UTS instead of his real name until he no longer gets under your skin.
by Jon_Gus March 17, 2006
UTS is the University of Technology, Sydney - not to be mistaken for the University of Sydney. UTS is known for a few things, including:
1. Being a University without an Arts department, putting all liberal arts subjects under the banner of 'Communications' because that's more technology-centric.
2. The chant 'S.L.U.T.S' which stands for 'The Student League of UTS' - an organisation that was eventually removed by the union due to the chant.
3. Having enough breaks in every Engineering lecture so that the engineers have time to go the bar and get another drink.
4. A complete lack of internet and/or phone reception in the entire campus.
5. The Tower Building - the ugliest building in Sydney.
1. Being a University without an Arts department, putting all liberal arts subjects under the banner of 'Communications' because that's more technology-centric.
2. The chant 'S.L.U.T.S' which stands for 'The Student League of UTS' - an organisation that was eventually removed by the union due to the chant.
3. Having enough breaks in every Engineering lecture so that the engineers have time to go the bar and get another drink.
4. A complete lack of internet and/or phone reception in the entire campus.
5. The Tower Building - the ugliest building in Sydney.
UTS Engineering Student 1: "I was too drunk to find the University this morning - I ended up at Haymarket campus by mistake"
UTS Engineering Student 2: "I hate it when that happens. Normally I just look for the Tower Building and use it as a beacon"
UTS Engineering Student 1: "Yeah, but it hurts my eyes"
UTS Engineering Student 2: "I hate it when that happens. Normally I just look for the Tower Building and use it as a beacon"
UTS Engineering Student 1: "Yeah, but it hurts my eyes"
by SykeKat May 29, 2011
Unix Time Stamp, the time keeping system to replace our current calendars. Based solely on the SI unit of time, the second, it originated from Unix based operating system to avoid having to use an unnecessary amount of units for the same measurement (i.e. time). Its epoch starts on the 1970 January 1.
The 2017-01-01T00:00:00Z new year is just an arguably too recurrent milestone in the flawed Gregorian calendar and is nothing special in Unix time, but whatevs happy 1 483 228 800 UTS!
by Braŭljo January 01, 2017