Utes 

Utes is the spoken form of the acronym 'Utf' meaning 'up to fucks'.

'Utf' evolved into Utes because of the obvious difficulty in saying 'Utf' as a single word easily in conversation. Utes originates in Christchurch, New Zealand.

Utes is used generally to describe a person or situation that doesn't fulfill any purpose and therefore does nothing.

'Man that guy is so utes, he doesn't do anything'
'This party is utes, there's no one here'

Utes by fustguy June 13, 2014

Utes 

The mascot for the University of Utah. Huge rival of BYU even though it isn't much of a rivalry because the Utes win every time. Where you can get a REAL education in Utah, unlike the team down south (BYU) where it is just a place to meet your husband. The original BCS Busters.

The Utes really kicked BYU's ass in football.

Utes by Lins72 July 10, 2009

UTES 

1. An Acronym fo "the Ultimate Team Exerience in Sports

2. A group of SGA sponsored, quasi-coomunistic, semi-elitist athletes who have a proficiency for dominating any and all intramural sports found at Jacksonville University

3. One who desperately hates the pop culture phenomenom of "collar Popping" and has a propensity for serving all those who find the necessity for popping their collar in the harshest of manners.

Sidenote: in order to qualify for definition #3, one must first be a part of definition #2.

"Oh Shit, we play the UTES tonight!"

"There really is no sense in competing with the UTES, everyone knows they will win."

"Yes, it's true, Backup Barch is a UTE."

UTES by Hius Enauk April 4, 2005

Utes 

The team of the biggest idiots in college football. They play cream filled cupcakes every year to try and assure an undefeated season. Their fans are known for their douschyness and thinkin their team is much better than they really are.

Ute fan: Man the utes are so freakin good this year.

Your response: Who have they played this year?

Ute fan: San jose st, new mexico st, itt tech, Taylorsville high school.

Utes by TBLB October 21, 2010

UTES 

the tightest rappers around comprized of 4 of the sickest mc's to ever do it
but its more then a group and a lifestyle utes stands for everything good if ur a good person then your a UTE

Mike Glisan is a UTE

UTES by Bubb Rubb September 18, 2004

Utes 

A fat chick.

My friend Dwight loves Utes!

Utes by The Litos January 1, 2022

Utes 

A fat chick.

My friend Dwight likes Utes.

Utes by The Litos January 1, 2022