Twofer 

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A diarrhea attack in the middle of the night, associated with approximately 2 a.m.

Something was up with that chicken. I woke up with a twofer and like to never went back to sleep.

Twofer by ninjawise December 13, 2019

Twofer 

A single mom who has two kids with 2 different fathers. The term can be used for any increment of the principle. So if she has 3 kids and 3 different fathers she is a threefer. 4 kids with 4 different fathers she is a rare fourfer. Finally 5 kids with 5 different fathers she is a fivefer

Guy 1: Hey bro I heard that chick your dating is a twofer?

Guy 2: Whats that?

Guy 1: You know she has 2 kids each with a different father.

Guy 2: Nope she has 3 kids with 3 different fathers
Guy 1: Oh snap bro your dating a threefer!
Guy 2: Haha yup im dating a threefer but I think I just knocked her up so she is gonna be a fourfer soon.
Guy 1: LOL well maybe ill make her a fivefer after your done with her you know I can't miss bro.

Twofer by BrandtJohnson August 14, 2016

twofer 

Have you ever seen a super hot girl and then realized that she was as dumb as a shoe? Have you ever heard a girl say something really brilliant, only to turn around and discover that she was a full-on yeti? This is the opposite, its when a girl is not only hot, but smart.

Robyn is not only a 10 but shes smart, total twofer.

twofer by punkrockn August 25, 2008

twofer 

in mountaineering/hiking: Doing same or two different climbs/hikes back to back. Used by Ed Viestur in his book "No shortcut to the top".

Our plan included a twofer to Everest and Makalu.

twofer by sytelus May 5, 2009

twofer 

Scamming public transport by using one ticket for two people, normally in an underground system where you have to rush through the barriers.

"I can't afford a ticket"
"I've already got one, we could twofer"

twofer by Abhinav September 26, 2005

twofer 

The act of purchasing beer from walmart and doubling back to get multiple merchandise off the same receipt.

Jim and I pulled a twofer last night.

twofer by popvegasallstar March 14, 2010

twofer 

An exam or test given previously by your current Professor (best) that you use as a study guide. An exam or test given previously to the current class, but not by the same Professor (not as good, but still a good study guide).

The Phi Zappa Crappa fraternity has the best twofer archive on campus!

twofer by PopNoKick November 4, 2013