twofer

Scamming public transport by using one ticket for two people, normally in an underground system where you have to rush through the barriers.

"I can't afford a ticket"
"I've already got one, we could twofer"

by Abhinav September 12, 2005

twofer

The act of purchasing beer from walmart and doubling back to get multiple merchandise off the same receipt.

Jim and I pulled a twofer last night.

by popvegasallstar March 14, 2010

twofer

An exam or test given previously by your current Professor (best) that you use as a study guide. An exam or test given previously to the current class, but not by the same Professor (not as good, but still a good study guide).

The Phi Zappa Crappa fraternity has the best twofer archive on campus!

by PopNoKick November 04, 2013

Twofer

A Catholic that only goes to mass on Easter and Christmas. Usually an annoyance to those who go every sunday.

-"We should leave for Christmas mass early."
-"Why?"
-"Becuase all the damn twofers are going to take up the seats!"

by superrandomperson February 12, 2011

Twofer

A Canadian 24 pack of beer.

Hey you hosers were out of beer, someone needs to run to the ALCB and pick up a Twofer.

by Dustin Brown December 11, 2005

Twofer

like two for

A diarrhea attack in the middle of the night, associated with approximately 2 a.m.

Something was up with that chicken. I woke up with a twofer and like to never went back to sleep.

by ninjawise December 14, 2019

twofers

the action of an overweight female rubbing the tip of two erect penis together.

Monica: Hey guys its twofers Tuesday; let me take care of you.

Guys: Monica we would rather die.

by Superthrive November 02, 2010