Good teacher = Someone that cares about her/his students and tries there hardest to have there students leave at the end of the school year knowing something that they taught them.And get paid crap only like $35,000 an year.
Bad teacher = A teacher who don't give a crap about there students and give like 4 hours of homework. And for some reason it seems like they get paid more.
Bad teacher = A teacher who don't give a crap about there students and give like 4 hours of homework. And for some reason it seems like they get paid more.
Good teacher ="You know if you EVER need to talk to someone I'm always here for you."
Bad teacher =" Get over yourself and get to work or you will be in detention tonight. You stupid teenager."
Bad teacher =" Get over yourself and get to work or you will be in detention tonight. You stupid teenager."
by Lid Lee May 2, 2006
Get the teacher mug.Someone who makes you feel bad about the secret obscenities of your mind,which runs in the family.Hence why school is the other word for prison.
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A teacher is someone who attempts to teach in a school. These people are paid terrible amounts, which may be why some of them don't like children. There are three types of teachers - good teachers, neutral teachers and evil teachers.
Features of a good teacher include (but are not limited to) - having a sense of humour, an interest in the pupils (but not sexually) and their interests, forgiving, helpful, doesn't give out a lot of homework.
Features of a neutral teacher include (but are not limited to) having an okay-sense of humour, non-threatening, gives an okay amount of homework, sometimes helps, may show favouritism.
Features of an evil teacher include (but are not limited to) -
no sense of humour, vindictive (never forgives), gives out lots of homework, shouts a lot, helps only if required, hates school children, expects school children to understand all things taught off by heart, very strict, wishes that the good old times would come back so that they could cane you if you were naughty.
Features of a good teacher include (but are not limited to) - having a sense of humour, an interest in the pupils (but not sexually) and their interests, forgiving, helpful, doesn't give out a lot of homework.
Features of a neutral teacher include (but are not limited to) having an okay-sense of humour, non-threatening, gives an okay amount of homework, sometimes helps, may show favouritism.
Features of an evil teacher include (but are not limited to) -
no sense of humour, vindictive (never forgives), gives out lots of homework, shouts a lot, helps only if required, hates school children, expects school children to understand all things taught off by heart, very strict, wishes that the good old times would come back so that they could cane you if you were naughty.
An example of a good teacher:
Pupil: "Hey, sir, I didn't get the homework yesterday because I wasn't in."
Sir: "Ah, okay. *Gives homework* Why weren't you in?"
Pupil: "I was ill, sir."
Sir: "Aww, what did you have?"
Pupil: "Flu, sir."
Teacher: "Poor thing. Well, at least you're better now, having the flu is hell"
Pupil: "Sir, I don't understand the homework."
Teacher: "Here, let me help :D" *Helps with homework*
Example of a neutral teacher:
Pupil: "Sir, where was Shakespere buried? It doesn't say in the book..."
Sir: "It does. Look on page 64 :)"
Pupil: "Sir, what does 'illiterate' mean?"
Sir: "Look in the dictionary."
Pupil: "It doesn't say, sir."
Sir: "You haven't even opened the book yet."
Pupil: "Oh. Ta, sir."
Here is an example of an evil teacher.
Pupil: "Sir--"
Sir: "What?!"
Pupil: "I didn't do the homework becau--"
Sir: "Why the hell not?!"
Pupil: "Because I wasn't in"
Sir: "Well you should have got it off a friend! Detention!"
Pupil: "That's not fair!"
Sir: "Talking back?! For that, it's doubled!"
Pupil: "I hate you, sir."
Sir: "I don't care. Now go to your seat and finish your work you stupid child!"
Pupil: "Hey, sir, I didn't get the homework yesterday because I wasn't in."
Sir: "Ah, okay. *Gives homework* Why weren't you in?"
Pupil: "I was ill, sir."
Sir: "Aww, what did you have?"
Pupil: "Flu, sir."
Teacher: "Poor thing. Well, at least you're better now, having the flu is hell"
Pupil: "Sir, I don't understand the homework."
Teacher: "Here, let me help :D" *Helps with homework*
Example of a neutral teacher:
Pupil: "Sir, where was Shakespere buried? It doesn't say in the book..."
Sir: "It does. Look on page 64 :)"
Pupil: "Sir, what does 'illiterate' mean?"
Sir: "Look in the dictionary."
Pupil: "It doesn't say, sir."
Sir: "You haven't even opened the book yet."
Pupil: "Oh. Ta, sir."
Here is an example of an evil teacher.
Pupil: "Sir--"
Sir: "What?!"
Pupil: "I didn't do the homework becau--"
Sir: "Why the hell not?!"
Pupil: "Because I wasn't in"
Sir: "Well you should have got it off a friend! Detention!"
Pupil: "That's not fair!"
Sir: "Talking back?! For that, it's doubled!"
Pupil: "I hate you, sir."
Sir: "I don't care. Now go to your seat and finish your work you stupid child!"
by Loading June 2, 2011
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by cuppycakes2 August 18, 2010
Get the teacher mug.A Cunt who failed in life and likes to take it out on people who will become more successful them him/her
by It’s true bitches October 24, 2018
Get the Teacher mug.A person who works his/her butt off preparing for students and trying to help them get a head start in life. They work for little pay, and are spoken poorly about by people ignorant of their cause. As with all people, some care more than others. But they still do more than the average onlooker observes.
A teacher can be found planning lessons, grading papers, researching activities, going to meetings, calling homes, greeting people, tolerating bullcrap, rationalizing, destressing, parenting for parents who don't know how to or don't give a damn about parenting.
by Nadz1 September 6, 2005
Get the teacher mug.First of all, lets make it clear, i am talking about a GOOD teacher. Bad teacher that just hangout around in the class waiting to get paid dont deserve a Definition.And the definition is not for Kindergarden or Elementary teachers
(good) teachers are a group of hard working people. They waste years of their life trying to teach teens that doesn't even give a fuck about anything that happens in school. They sometimes stay overnight just to plan their lesson for tomorrow, but whats the point when most of them don't even give a damn bout what's going on in class? But they still plan it, they hope that one day those self-centered and ignorant teens will appreciate their hard-work and learn for once. They get a low pay, with their knowledge its pretty sure they can get a better job and higher wage. But they wont, why? Because they want to educate and make the teens have a brighter future, grow up into some one useful to the society. Despite their low wage, those kind ones still buy supplies for their students with their OWN money, some students not only DON'T appreciate, they take it for granted, break all the stuff just to look "cool" or like a "bad-ass rebel", to impress his range of friends. They even get insulted at times, because they gave work for the students to do. If you dont want to do work, TELL ME WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN COME TO SCHOOL???!!! or they simply just want to say something bad about the teacher. They talk about their looks, what they wear and everything ranging from what they eat to their lifestyle. Its not as if you look that Perfect yourself. Admit it, no one does, no one looks perfect,every one have different opinions about things. I can go on and on about things that happen to teachers, the hard working ones that never wanted much in return. They just wanted to "Give".
Yes, i am not stating ALL the teens, not every teen are like this, there are also hard working ones that appreciate and give thank that thy can learn. The whole chunk of words above only apply to some.
I am only 14 myself, hereby, i thank all the REAL teachers that chose this job and always was always there for us, no matter how horrible we were some times
(good) teachers are a group of hard working people. They waste years of their life trying to teach teens that doesn't even give a fuck about anything that happens in school. They sometimes stay overnight just to plan their lesson for tomorrow, but whats the point when most of them don't even give a damn bout what's going on in class? But they still plan it, they hope that one day those self-centered and ignorant teens will appreciate their hard-work and learn for once. They get a low pay, with their knowledge its pretty sure they can get a better job and higher wage. But they wont, why? Because they want to educate and make the teens have a brighter future, grow up into some one useful to the society. Despite their low wage, those kind ones still buy supplies for their students with their OWN money, some students not only DON'T appreciate, they take it for granted, break all the stuff just to look "cool" or like a "bad-ass rebel", to impress his range of friends. They even get insulted at times, because they gave work for the students to do. If you dont want to do work, TELL ME WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN COME TO SCHOOL???!!! or they simply just want to say something bad about the teacher. They talk about their looks, what they wear and everything ranging from what they eat to their lifestyle. Its not as if you look that Perfect yourself. Admit it, no one does, no one looks perfect,every one have different opinions about things. I can go on and on about things that happen to teachers, the hard working ones that never wanted much in return. They just wanted to "Give".
Yes, i am not stating ALL the teens, not every teen are like this, there are also hard working ones that appreciate and give thank that thy can learn. The whole chunk of words above only apply to some.
I am only 14 myself, hereby, i thank all the REAL teachers that chose this job and always was always there for us, no matter how horrible we were some times
(The begin of the year, TeacherA bought new supplies for her students)
TeacherB: *knocks* i need to to talk to you
TeacherA: Alright, class work on your "______" till i come back
ignorantTeenA: haha i'ma gonna break all her pencils! Rip her coloured construction paper haha, shes so dumb!
ignorantTeenB: Haha yeah, thats sick man! get me some!
TeacherA:*comes back* who broke these?
*everyone keeps quiet*
ignorantTeenA: not me, i was working all the time
ignorantTeenB: its that kid over there!
(Drama)
TeacherB: *knocks* i need to to talk to you
TeacherA: Alright, class work on your "______" till i come back
ignorantTeenA: haha i'ma gonna break all her pencils! Rip her coloured construction paper haha, shes so dumb!
ignorantTeenB: Haha yeah, thats sick man! get me some!
TeacherA:*comes back* who broke these?
*everyone keeps quiet*
ignorantTeenA: not me, i was working all the time
ignorantTeenB: its that kid over there!
(Drama)
by StopHate August 1, 2009
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