steel reserve 

steel reserve is an adjectival noun describing the feeling induced by or causing the imbibement of steel reserve high gravity 40oz. malt liqour. the drunkedness is a particular heavy one, the type which leads to you thinking it'd be funny to let your girlfriend in on that half-joke you have in your head about how you've always wanted to do her fat friend just "out of curiosity" Also the desire to achieve this state. Generally not giving a fuck.

i've been stuffing envelopes all day and my girlfriend was seen smoking weed with her ex. i'm feeling pretty steel reserve.

or oh i'm so steel reserve right now, i'm about to dance on the table.

steel reserve by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

steel reserve 

Once only 'reserved' for bums, this dirt-cheap foul swine is now popular among the college crowd, too. Also known as 'blackout betty' or 'boo juice'. Make sure you don't have anything to do the next day because you will need it to recover. On the bright side, it's cheaper than bottled water. Don't drink too much becuase you will not remember anything (sometimes that can be a good thing, though).

Bob: "I went home with who?"
Jim: "Yeah, dude, she looked like Shrek."
Bob: "Friggin' Steel Reserve."

steel reserve by Erik M. May 14, 2007

steel reserve 

A get you "piss" drunk cheap and quick drink this is not for the faint of heart. This stuff is strong. I wouldn't recommend drinking anything before or after it. 1 will buzz you, 2 will get you drunk, 3 will make you speak all random thoughts you might have, 4 will make you "piss yourself", and 5 will help you get your a#% kicked by people and inanimate objects. After being bet I could not drink 4 of these Side effects included hallucinating, thinking you a heavy weight prize fighter and superman along with many other bad things after drinking number 5.

Friend- Bet you cant drink 4 of those 211 steel reserves.
Me- After drinking 5. Above side effects.

steel reserve by mikeywolf December 14, 2008

Steel Reserve 

Also known as headache juice. Steel Reserve is a high gravity high alcohol content and cheaply made lager. Steel Reserve along with other malt liquors are the cheapest and easiest way to get drunk. The 211 has a horrible taste going down, and as most people who drink it will find, a horrible taste coming back up. However this taste does do an effective job of covering the alcohol. That together with its low carbonation allows for easy chugging. Steel Reserve is made and purchased for one thing and one thing only and thats to get drunk. One 24oz can will get you buzzed, two will get you drunk, and after three your in the bathroom hugging your new best friend, the toilet. If you drink it out of the glass don't expect to find a thick dark color like you would expect from a lager made with twice the ingredients of regular beer, instead you will find it has the distinct color and smell of pee.
However for someone on a budget looking to get drunk Steel Reserve is by far the best bang for the buck, just pray you don't have to go into work in the morning.

Guy 1: That Steel Reserve Stuff taste horrible.
Guy 2: Yeah but it gets me hammered for only $2.99!

Steel Reserve by MD_Addict September 18, 2008

steel reserve 

The liquid version of placing the barrel of a loaded gun in your mouth an squeezing the trigger.

Pros: Fucks you up for cheap. Most people join the Marine Corps instead. Also works as a substitute for anti-freeze.

Cons:Drinking too much steel reserve can cause spontaneous cumbustion if some asshole throws a match at you.

steel reserve by R0cketM0nkey November 15, 2010

Steel Reserve 

A "High Gravity Lager Beer" which translates into, "Cheap ass bum beer"

Ned: What's that beer that homeless guy is drinking?

Tim: You mean Steel reserve? That shit tastes like stale piss but it gets you drunk quick.

Steel Reserve by Bobtheinterrogator534 October 1, 2010

steel reserve 

STEEL RESERVES 211 FOR LIFE!!! hard ass fkcin brew... here in tha 209 we drink that shit like everyday. in tallies and 40's alongside them OE's and mickeys! cuz we cant be affording heinekens all tha time!! FUCKS U UP FOR CHEAP!!!! THAZ HOW US BROKE NIGGAZ DO!

drinkin it as i type this... brewed for hella long and taste like piss buh gets the job done and for cheap.. ANYONE who drinks 211 knows wat im talkin bout.....

me: damn nigga i want some brew
godbro: letz get some 211

*walks outta sto wit 4 tallies of steel reserve for $5*
-1 hour later-

me: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
godbro: yup

steel reserve by J to tha M December 12, 2006