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If you're not going to have the magistrate's patronage then I'll have it for you...
Hym "Ew, stds... Gross..."
Stds by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

cyber STDs

Viruses you get sent from disgruntled ex cyber boyfriend or girlfriends. Usually happens after a breakup and they're pissed at you and wanna get back at you.
Sean sent Breanna the worst cyber STDs after she cheated on him. That STD was so bad she had to get a new computer...
cyber STDs by Angry Russian Man January 18, 2009

Soul Tie Demons (STDs) 

Usually in normal conversations STD stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease however with an increasing awareness of spiritual warfare, and evidence of Ephesians 6:12 we don't wrestle against flesh and blood but against spiritual host of wickedness... Soul TIe Demons (STDs) also referred to as a demonic entity's (persons without bodies) that transfers from one person to another through intimate friendships and most commonly through sexual contact. STDs typically causes soulish desires, obsessive thoughts, memories and an inability to end the ungodly relationship of whom the STDs were received. Without deliverance (in Jesus Name) the STDs may result in various emotional and or physical symptoms such as oppression, anxiety, insomnia, irritability, relationship issues, depression and in some cases lives are lost.
Once the woman had gone through a quick deliverance and in Jesus Name commanded the Soul Tie Demons (STDs) out of her, the obsessive thoughts of the person whom she received the STDs from ended and was effortlessly able to cut ties of the ungodly relationship.

turbo stds 

The mega stds. Once infected a victim will cry sexual fluids out of their anus. There is no knoe cure and it mostly affects midgets.
"Oh shit, the midget gave me turbo stds!"

she has about 14 STDS 

Curt's college sister who, blatantly, has 14 STDs. She is a genuine butt-whore, I hear one a kind; however, her vagina is extemely loose because of years of sexual intercourse with beastly negro penis.
Curt's older sister is fucking hot, but that bitch loves that dark meat. If I was you, I'd go for something a little more clean.
she has about 14 STDS by Benjamin February 27, 2005

Psychic STDs 

The negative vibes, impressions, or feelings people can impose on you. They are usually bad and hard to get rid of. There is no known reason on why some people are more sensitive to receiving them.
Jimmy-Hey Ronnie! I feel like shit. I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the train.

Ronnie-How is she doing?

Jinmy - Terrible. She was sad about life. Dropped a ton of psychic STDs on me.
Psychic STDs by Jimyee97 February 1, 2019