squelshy

The sound it makes when you shit your pants and don't realize till you sit down

Man that sounded squelshy did you you shit yourself

by Themanyoufearbutenjoy May 28, 2021

squelcher

1. One who does not live up to a commitment.

2. A person who breaks the terms of an agreement or contract

1. That asshole told me that he was going to be here at 7:30 and he hasn't shown, what a squelcher.

2. I had the deal all set up, but then that dude bailed out and didn't want to pay, because he's a total squelcher.

by NacoTaco February 1, 2005

squelp

The noise in which a male makes right after ejaculating and finishing.

Dude i squelped so loud last night watching that porno

by Tizwell December 21, 2008

can of squelch

an inside joke in the U.S. military played on 'Boots' (newly arrived from boot camp).

squelch is a term used to fine-tune radios. it is a knob or button that controls whether or not background noise is heard on an open channel. it is used when communication is poor or lost and you are scanning your frequency/channel for any recognizable sounds.

telling someone to get a 'can' of squelch sends them to go ask someone, causing everyone who knows the joke to laugh. this is not always wise to send a boot to a Senior NCO for.

0311: hey Boot!

Boot: "Corporal?"

0311: "go down to supply and get a can of squelch. this radio's been acting up all morning and i can't get comm."

Boot goes to supply, waits in line, and then gets yelled at for wasting supply's time and their own. Usually ends with the Boot cleaning something unimaginable or guarding something insignificant for long, long, periods of time.

by Marines is capitalized January 22, 2011

dick squelch

The noise made when you are in the bath and you "take care of yourself" above the water, but some water has got into your foreskin so it squelches, this is usually done instead of below water as the splashing noise usually gives it away, however dick squelches are even more obvious then below water "dick splashes".

"Alex, whats that noise? are you dick squelching" "no mum!"

by analex127 January 23, 2009

squel

a small, or miniature squeal.

see squeal.

I could not hear her, her squeal was muffled and came out a squel.

by annoying squaredd January 12, 2011

squelm

Squelm is the feeling you get before you are about to jizz during masturbation.

It is really annoying when you have to stop jacking off when you are in squelm.

My phone rang when I was in squelm and I had blue balls all day.

by sandcastle February 14, 2009