squelf

To be assaulted by a person at least 8 inches shorter than you, or to assault a person at least 8 inches taller than you.

"If he puts his hands on his knees to talk to me one more time I'm going to give him the squelfing of his life!"

"Man, I just got squelfed the other day!"

by Juice Box Jerry September 21, 2017

squelchmeat

squelchmeat is the perfect tits and bum,with a face to match,makes you crash

your car or motorcycle or anything your driving/riding.

think of smooth wet or oily flesh that may squeak when squeased or rubbed sensually.

i saw this "squelchmeat" along the 1412, her tits/arse were bouncing like Rossis suspension, then the scotty burst and i recieved first degree burns to my cock.
or
jeez, that bird i knocked off last night was wet, she squirted till she farted then slapped me with her tits till my lips were swollen (got to include the lesbos too).

by mik63 August 14, 2007

cum squelch

Like tone squelch on a walkie talkie but with cum from “wankie pankie”.

Jack was feeling sexually abandoned on a deserted island so he wanked out an SOS in cum squelch all over his sleeping girlfriends face in the hope of rescue.

by Hambone Fakenamington December 28, 2021

squelchtocks

Unusually liquidy diarrhea, usually accompanied by a series of wet farts.

After eating that Indian food, I had SquelchTocks for 45 minutes!

by GerthPaul March 23, 2016

Squilf

The unofficial nickname of a character from the popular Warriors series, Squirrelflight. This is not an official nickname for her and was affectionately given to her by the Warriors fandom.

Person 1: “What’s your favorite Warriors character? Mine’s Squilf.”
Person 2: “Who is Squilf...?”
Person 1: “Oh, it’s Squirrelflight. Squilf is her nickname.”

by Giraffe the Unknown April 2, 2021

squelch tail

A burst of noise (a.k.a. "static") heard after a FM radio transmission ends. The random static sound is actually the radio trying to decipher the ambient background noise into meaningful audio. Usually this noise is hidden from the listener with the squelch function on the radio. In typical squelch systems, the audio circuit is turned off if the radio isn't receiving a signal of a certain minimum signal strength. The squelch tail occurs when the transmission has just ended and the radio circuitry doesn't respond quite fast enough. This is remedied by systems like STE or Squelch Tail Elimination by Motorola which send a brief subaudible tone right before the end of the transmission so that the audio circuit turns off before the modulated signal ends. Creative use of CTCSS like turning off the tone generation circuit on a repeater before the repeater tail will work for radios using tone squelch on both transmit and receive.

My VX-150 has a very long squelch tail.

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 20, 2003

Squelsh

A person who derives from the countries "Wales" and "Scotland", they prefer to be called "Squelsh" as they see themselves as special from the rest of the UK.

Chad:"Hey I heard you're from Scotland and Wales that's pretty cool"
Mickey:"No sir Chad I am "Squelsh", not from them commoner countries"

by RealEinstien June 15, 2019