squelm

Squelm is the feeling you get before you are about to jizz during masturbation.

It is really annoying when you have to stop jacking off when you are in squelm.

My phone rang when I was in squelm and I had blue balls all day.

by sandcastle February 14, 2009

Squelm

The act of pressing down on your mountain bike helmet hard against your head to excrete sweat. It also is the sweat that comes out.

Man, it is hot, I need to squelm.

by Mahly May 28, 2008

squelchmeat

squelchmeat is the perfect tits and bum,with a face to match,makes you crash

your car or motorcycle or anything your driving/riding.

think of smooth wet or oily flesh that may squeak when squeased or rubbed sensually.

i saw this "squelchmeat" along the 1412, her tits/arse were bouncing like Rossis suspension, then the scotty burst and i recieved first degree burns to my cock.
or
jeez, that bird i knocked off last night was wet, she squirted till she farted then slapped me with her tits till my lips were swollen (got to include the lesbos too).

by mik63 August 14, 2007

cum squelch

Like tone squelch on a walkie talkie but with cum from “wankie pankie”.

Jack was feeling sexually abandoned on a deserted island so he wanked out an SOS in cum squelch all over his sleeping girlfriends face in the hope of rescue.

by Hambone Fakenamington December 28, 2021

squeamish

Term mostly used in the UK. When one is averse to overt displays of gore and blood, particularly of the kind displayed in violent/teen slasher films/medical dramas, or when subjected to them in real life (e.g. an accident, dissecting an organ in school) is likely to faint or be sick. Can also include dislike and strong desire to avoid images of violence or pain, such as injecting oneself.

I couldn't bear to see that horror movie....I'm far too squeamish!!

by Milflob May 19, 2006

squelchtocks

Unusually liquidy diarrhea, usually accompanied by a series of wet farts.

After eating that Indian food, I had SquelchTocks for 45 minutes!

by GerthPaul March 23, 2016

squeamed

Squeamed is what happens to you when you react to something that makes you squeamish.

I saw that new slasher movie, and it really squeamed me out.

by Cyprus Denton Fekks November 23, 2010