spunkmeister

A man who claims to spread his seed far and wide without regard to the intended recipient.

He said that he had slept with some many women, but could not remember a single one of them - I knew that I was in the presence of a true spunkmeister.

by symonsez March 28, 2003

total suckfest

An event that didn't live up to it's expectations, or had little or no expectations and still dissapointed.

"Damn, that party was no where near my initial expectations.."
"Uh-huh. Total suckfest"
"You read my thoughts homey. Lets party."

by slimjimspotatoesandcrips March 8, 2005

Spunkstain

A spot of seman or other type of sex juice on clothes, furniture, sheets or blankets

Karen, did you know that you had a big spunkstain on your bead spread.

by Steve Connors April 4, 2006

Spunktastic

Something or someone worthy of being the subject of a person's oneristic tendencies. Something or someone worth wanking over.

"Her baps are spunktastic"

by Machtzu October 18, 2004

spunkstick

The producer of man sap; the pink piston; the location of a man's second brain, or simply wood.

The more generously endowed may prefer to call it the spunk trunk.

Babe, check out how swollen and purple my spunkstick is!!

by Irritatus Maximus October 20, 2007

Suckfest

An alias for Lifetime Movie Network

Last night, I watched the best John Stamos movie on Suckfest!

by wittbelle October 10, 2011

Suckfest

A festival of sucking (oral sex) no one is quite sure how many or what type of people constitute a suckfest, the only sure thing we know is that it involves much confusion.

Oh man...I was f-ed up last night. I drank a handle of warm Mr. Boston gin and had a suckfest in the laundromat with a couple of homeless people.

by Steve Jordan May 15, 2006