Sorority

1. A collegiate organization for women who either subscribe to the ideals of fascism - specifically the belief that ordered communities of learning should be structured along arbitrary social lines of division which should then be distinguished from one another by the letters of an extinct alphabet and further reinforced by secret ceremonies and pledges of allegiance to their clan - or for women who just want to get drunk and screw around a lot.
2. A community of college age women who are united in their passionate thirst to shop, especially when it comes to buying themselves friends.
Although the above definitions do not apply to any sorority in particular, I believe they nonetheless characterize the spirit of most sororities currently active in United States academia.
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Sorority

A lesbian cult. Very selective entrance
*whispers in ear secret passcode*- sorority lyfe
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Sorority

It IS a life-long support system that provides career opportunities and networking opportunities during college and beyond in the real world, an organization that values philanthropy and community service, a place where women learn to be leaders, and place to meet amazing women who will always be there for you when you need them.

It is NOT a place that puts your looks and wardrobe ahead of your values and personality, full of stupid girls who are only out to have a good time, a place that will haze you or make you do things against your will, full of rich, spoiled and snobby girls, a place that is only interested in your money while you're in school and will forget about you after you graduate.
A few famous women who were in a sorority include:

Nancy Grace - CNN Journalist, Kimberly Williams - Actress, Lucy Liu - Actress, Alicia Keys - Singer, Aretha Franklin - Singer, Katie Couric - CBS Anchor, Condoleeza Rice -National Security Advisor, Rosa Parks - Mother of the Civil Rights Movement, Julia Louis Dreyfuss - Actress, Molly Sims - Actress, Model, Sheryl Crow - Singer, Kate Spade - Designer, Georgia O'Keefe - Artist, Ali Landry - Former Miss USA, Actress, Ashley Judd - Actress, Erin Andrews - ESPN Reporter, and Kristin Chenoweth - Actress
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Sorority

A group of attractive females who do nice things.
"Yo, you ever check out the girls from that sorority? They're pretty hot."
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sorority squat

Typically performed by sorority sisters immediately prior to a picture where one or more participants slightly bend their knees and lean on their calves with their arms regardless of whether or not people are behind them in the photo. Possibly used to accentuate the butt. Although scientists have still yet not found the origin or purpose of this tribal ritual, much discussion has been devoted to it's research.
"seriously, Becky is always bent over in all her pictures. You'd think she has scoliosis or something. I guess all those sorority squat pictures add up."
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Sorority Voice

This wild vocal phenomenon is found to effect a very peculiar species: the sorority girl. As we all know, members of sororities take part in parties on a near daily basis. Their combination of screaming, ceaseless talking, binge drinking, smoking, and 3rd-basing leaves a lasting, and negative, impression on their throat. As a result their typically high pitched voice falls to a raspy death tone. This sad sound comes out as though they were an 85 year old male who smoked for the majority of his life, despite the fact that these girls are between the ages of 18-23.

It is found to regularly incite anger in gentlemen within earshot. Males are expected to have lower voices than females, but compared to a "sorority voice": we're all sopranos.
Sorority girl *in deep Dracula voice* : "Oh my gosh I had the best time at Beta last night. We partied hard until like 3 am".

Boy 1 : "Why is your voice so disgusting?".

Boy 2 : "It's the result of sorority voice".
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sorority squat

A pose for a picture where

someone bends their knees into a partial squat position and puts their arms/hands on their thighs. It could just be they just like posing like that or they're accentuating their butt.
Everyone’s face is funny in the picture because when Sarah went into the sorority squat position for it she accidentally let a fart rip.
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