smorgashbord

A collection of women, arrayed as a buffet meal

Wow. This club is filled with hot chicks. It's a total smorgashbord.

by Flakey July 26, 2007

Smokronized breathing

smokronized breathing is when you dont smoke and your standing next to someone who is and you breath out just when they do and breath in just when they breath in. Therefore, reducing the amount of smoke you inhale; reducing second hand smoke

Dude, when i stood next to sammy who smokes religiously, i had to practice smokronized breathing because it made me wanna gag everytime i breathed in a bunch of smoke

by bananaman321 April 12, 2011

Smorgasfuck

A buffet or assortment of fuckery (inspired by the election of Donald Trump).

American minorities found themselves in a smorgasfuck on November 9, 2016.

by HiFi8o November 15, 2016

Scourge of The Universe

The Theme of The Devourer of Gods from the Terraria Calamity Mod. It's a bop and is composed by DM Dokuro.

Me: Scourge of The Universe is so good!
Friend: What?
Me: *Blasts Scourge of The Universe*
Friend: 0o0

by The Devourer Of Gods/LLAM February 11, 2020

smokronized breathing

When you are standing next to somebody smoking and you breath out/in in perfect synchrony with them so that you minimize the amount of smoke you inhale therefore reducing second hand smoke

Dude, I have never smoked in my life and the thought of it makes me gag so when I was forced to stand next to Sammy, who smokes religiously, I had to use my smokronized breathing skills.

by bananaman321 April 6, 2011

Smoretarded

One who is incapable of either creating or eating a smore without making a complete mess of themselves.

Originally found at www.primakow.net/evan/

It’s just a marshmallow, chocolate, and graham crackers, how are you so smoretarded?

by Trayf February 21, 2009

Dairy Smorgasbord

When you take a week to a month to ripen your fumunda cheese and while recieving head, the girl eats the cheese while jacking you off and washes the cheese down with your cum.

A.K.A:

The dsb
"The Smorg"
Head 2.0

cool kid 1: Yo cool kid 2! What you do last night?

cool kid 2: Oh hey cool kid 1, chris' mom came over and i gave her a Dairy Smorgasbord.

cool kid 1: dsb's are the tits.

by Tushar Agarwal March 14, 2009