smerting

Hiding an obvious erection from the peoples around you.

Cody was "smerting" away in the corner.

by OmegaZim October 27, 2010

Smert Clathes

Smert clathes can be found in smert shops such as; Footlocker and SuperSmert.

Lets go to supersmert as they have well smert clathes, yes they do

by Whit Goodman August 1, 2011

smerting

Flirting between co-workers, who would otherwise not meet were they not both on a smoke break.

Lisa: "How do they know eachother, he's like a general manager..."
Fiona: "I know, but they're both smokers and started smerting like back in October."

by mo-yo December 28, 2006

Smert

Attempting to be smart, but failing terribly.

I wrote an essay yesterday, only to end up being more smert then smart.

by Bazimon April 24, 2014

smeltz

v. to muck up one's surroundings due to clumsiness or absentmindedness. adj. a room or area containing broken glass, lack of organization, and an unfresh bacheloresque odor. As in fucked-up or FUBAR

I was a drunk, stumbling oaf last night; I really smeltzed my appartment.

by Jaundice Khan October 4, 2007

smeltzer

usually the last name of a rather sexy fellow.

also known as man with outrageously large action

can typically be heard saying
"ladies.."
"slappa dat shit like u wants it"
"who the fuck is romancing my foot?"

chick1: did u see his action
chick2: yeah it was huge.
chick1: he's definately a smeltzer

by saltines1990 June 19, 2008

Snertz

Snertz is a extremely odd creature. It is a creature that smells, never washes, is broke all the time and argues about everything/

Look at that snertz, he just picked up an old cigarette butt and started smoking it.

by draculator September 15, 2004