1 definition by saltines1990

smeltzer

usually the last name of a rather sexy fellow.

also known as man with outrageously large action

can typically be heard saying
"ladies.."
"slappa dat shit like u wants it"
"who the fuck is romancing my foot?"

chick1: did u see his action
chick2: yeah it was huge.
chick1: he's definately a smeltzer

by saltines1990 June 19, 2008