An alcoholic beverage that consists of smegma, jizz, STIs, bollock sweat, piss, shit and vaporised arsehole hairs. Best served cold with a lemon on the side.
Katie: “how was last night with Jack?”
Kim: “It was good, he made me an awesome smegmartini. Took the enamel right off my teeth!”
Kim: “It was good, he made me an awesome smegmartini. Took the enamel right off my teeth!”
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A sensational object, story, or event that is so suffused with falsity and exaggeration that it stinks.
A sensational object, story, or event that is so suffused with falsity and exaggeration that it stinks.
The Fox News story on Obama's healthcare plan was so utterly filled with lies and exaggerations that it could only be deemed smegmational.
by Alejandro75 September 23, 2011
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Dr. Festicle, Cheif Smegmatologist, checked under flounders stomach for green formundacheese build up. Dr. Festicle stated it looked a lot like smegma.
by Joel Epstein Leider July 14, 2018
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Get the sexmatron mug.Smegatron holds the world record for the worlds largest natural penis size, on a soft cock he currently reigns a size of 9inches, however it has not been measured hard as its irregular, because its large demeanour determines on how sexy his lady be. Living under the initials BJT, Smegatron lives a lavish and relaxed life, where comparisons of his life fit more of bill gates net-worth rather than a peasants. Live your life as if Smegatron was your guardian angel and you will live a bachelors life of virtue and luck. A man of culture he be.
Smegatron6000 I pray for his dream, I prey for a demean, I cream, Am keen, lick spleens for A! mighty return of the SMEGATRON Being
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