Pulled Pork Slider

When you jack off onto someones toilet seat.
Causing the next user to slip and slide all over your cum.

Dude 1: Hey, are you going to the bosses party after work tonight?

Dude 2: Yeah... he's been an asshole lately. So I decided to give him the Ol' Pulled Pork Slider!

Dude 1: Wow, what if his wife uses the toilet next?

Dude 2: Fuck him, & his bitch wife!

by JudeTheObscene May 28, 2009

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Florida slider

The act of someone sliding down a slide backwards while some waits at the bottom of the slide with a Palm branch and while the Palm branch is up the rectum you take a picture

dude Rachel did a Florida slider with Darrel

by Willy the koala May 19, 2015

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Side Slider

A male or female with a colostomy bag that will remove it so you can pound one out in the stoma.

I scored double with that filthy prostitute. She blew me for $10. Then found out she’s a side slider so she let me pound it out in her for another $10.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

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two second slider

A crap that takes only a couple of seconds to take; shoots out like a rocket; comes out very smoothly... A SHIT THAT IS UNIQUE BECAUSE WHEN YOUR ASS IS WIPED, THERE IS NO SHIT ON THE TOILET PAPER; A COMPLETELY CLEAN SHIT.

"oh man, i only like taking a shit if its a two second slider- otherwise, i feel dirty when i wipe..."

by jennifer nasherson December 17, 2008

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dinosaur slider

In the opening to the Flintstones, Fred slid down the back of the dinosaur when the whistle/bird blew.
Anyone who leaves work right at 5 is a dinosaur slider

Stephen is such a dinosaur slider. I always have to work late and finish his shit.

by DC ERIC December 14, 2004

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