girl #1: Did you hump that guy last night?
girl #2: Fuck no. Dude had skidcro.
girl #1: He did what with the who now?
girl #2: Dude was all like, "Why don't you go ahead and make yourself all comfortable on the bed there while I unleash The Beast" and then when he pulled off his underwear all I heard was 'skthwip'.
girl #1: He farted?
girl #2: No.
girl #1: *gag*
A mental sickness caused by not seeing the British tv series Skins for an extended period of time. Usually contracted during a gap in series'. This sickness only effects hardcore fans, and can only be treated by watching a new episode, or a large amount of old ones.
A Skiddo is a Script Kiddie. Script Kiddies routinely browse security websites looking for exploits disovered by other people and uses these exploits to deface or hijack vulnerable websites. Skiddos are generally regarded as having very little skill, which is usually contrary to their own deluded belief that they are 1337 (elite).
An administrator of forum X calls little Jimmy a douche. Jimmy searches google for Forum X version 1.2.1 exploits, finds a perl script and uses it to deface the forum.
Brighton. A now run down former grand seaside resort on the south coast of England. So named by Private Eye due to its frequent mentions in their "Rotten Boroughs" column.
A skidroloo is when you manage to get your penisinbetween your legs, and when viewed from behind, looks like a goat, or a dog depending on shape and size.