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Drivers ed'ed

To be run over by the crazy learner's permit girl.
Cheerleader got drivers ed'ed by the learners permit girl while she had her hands on 2'oclock and 10'oclock
by Xero July 1, 2005
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homsar

1.He thinks he can twice
2.He thinks your name is Wonder Mike
3.He's the Captain of the Gravy crew
4.He's got his best foot flowered
5.He thinks a pumpkin is an eggplant with a spoon taped to it.
6.He's the Ghost of Christmas Past
7.He's a song from the sixties
8.He doesn't fake the funk on a nasty dunk
9.Don't look now! He's just a friendly reminder
10.He thinks he won the PowerBall
11.You sunk his Jenga-Ship
12.He lost his Jenga-Jam
13.He thinks Bubs name is Tubbs
14. He calls Strong Bad "Reggie"
15. He thinks Strong Sad is a rhinocerous
16.He's the original ladies man
17.His favorite Halloween treat is a wrench
18. He's a million ladies tall
19.He was raised by a cup of coffee
20.He's the pride of the peaches
21. Anything beats braking up with him
22. he only cries on the inside
23. he's open to interpretation.
by Xero November 7, 2003
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camel toe slider

When a woman jerks a guy off by putting the guy's dick between her pussy lips and slides up and down.
"Hey come on baby, if you dont wanna go all the way, at least gime a camel-toe slider"
by xero January 2, 2005
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Floor Tommmed

To be eaten by a giant floor tom while doing a 16 hour drum solo
by Xero January 20, 2005
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Step mommed

To have someone's step mom pour ranch dressing on you after being floor tommed.
So And So's step mom step mommed the ugly one.
by Xero January 20, 2005
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Pom Pommed

To have Pom Pom wine and dine you after being previously step mommed and floor tommed.
by Xero January 20, 2005
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schitt

David is such a schitt.
by xero February 27, 2003
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