Shmegster

A survivor. Someone who takes things on no matter what. Doesn’t matter how hard it is they’ll always give it their best and just suck it up, just like sucking up nuts even though many will not do that.

How is she still going?

Because she’s a shmegster dude.

by Shmegs August 23, 2019

shwater fairy

A fairy that lives primarily in toilets and sewers.

Dude, there is a huge shwater fairy sitting on your toilet bowl.

by Haje June 11, 2010

shasterbate

shitting while masterbating

person number 1: "oh wow Justin the football player, takes a long time in the bathroom"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
person number 2: "hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!"

by shexcelent December 1, 2009

Swagstar

An individual who possesses tremendous Swag. Usually more so than a person wit normal swag.

Yo son u see dat kid wit da Blue Jays fitted ? He a swagstar !

by Swagstar April 20, 2009

shwasted

Contraction of "shit" and wasted" used to charcterize someone who is wasted^2.

Man, I got so shwasted last night, I couldn't even feel my face.

by Kevin December 4, 2004

White Girl Shwasted

Initially, "White Girl Shwasted" was a term for A girl that was white...shitfaced...and incredibly wasted.
Now? It's a generic term for every frat bro, skater man, and party boy to drop. Label the girl that is the whitest, most shitfaced, and most wasted at your party your very own "White Girl Shwasted."
We've all been there. ...or seen someone go there.

Bro 1: Dude, do you see that girl over there?
Bro 2: The white girl with punch all over her white shirt, dancing like a fool?
Bro 1: Yeah. She's our White Girl Shwasted.
Bro 2: Word.

by TattiG February 16, 2010

Shlastered

Consuming as much Alcohol as possible in a certain time range. Eventually one will end up in the state of mind of being shit-faced/plastered. (Shlastered)

In PCB we were so fucking fed up with this ginger fuck named harris that we would just make sure he would get shlastered and pass out.

by Harris is Bk May 4, 2009