Smaffle

To furiously eat or drink something.

I'm gonna smaffle that case of beer before the night is over

by Matt Kingstone October 17, 2008

schmaffle

a waffle and smore combine. a waffle with chocolate and marshmellows roasted in the oven. created by bits and griffs.

"heyy were coming over tonight, make some schmaffles!!"

by ndependentcutie September 4, 2006

shmoffle

The things you knock off your cleats from the football/soccer field after a muddy practice-they look like waffles, shoe waffles.

"The mangers slapped the back of Mark's helmet for leaving shmoffles all over the track, after they had plenty to clean up already."

by Debbi April 21, 2008

Shaffle

Its where you take a shit, put it on a waffle iron and make a waffle made out of shit

John: Hey Frank, want to eat some Shaffles at my house?
Frank: sure lets go to IHOP for some Shaffles

by Nerusual May 16, 2021

Shaffle

A small amount of sexual indulgence. A potential precursor to foreplay.

"She's been giving me signals all night? I think I'll go in for the shaffle!"

by Bigger Dickus April 23, 2009

Shnaffle

A myla Hugo shnaffle bit of Howard and ur shnaffling me chavy

He is such a shnaffle

by antsondruga April 11, 2021

shnaffle

To win or obtain something by an enormous amount of luck. Usually at someone elses expense

Oh my god i cant believe that you have just shnaffled me out of that!!!

by Chris Hughes April 7, 2004