shaffles

A mix of Shit and Waffles.

Man, your breath stinks. What have you been eating, Shaffles?

by JMeezy June 1, 2006

Shuffles deck, draws card

Part of a common refrain when someone, typically a social justice warrior, complains about some other group of people doing something they do not like. The complaint is often something completely random and more often than not, utterly trivial. It tends to be related to the fictional concept of cultural appropriation, but it can be about any random complaint.

The implication is that the complainer is simply venting their own hatred towards their target group, and is looking for any excuse to spout their own bigotry.

Complainer: Using a fork and putting a napkin in your lap at a Chinese restaurant is racist and clear white supremacy!

Response: Those damn white people and their...

shuffles deck, draws card,

silverware and table manners.

by MJM1985 April 4, 2020

Shuffles Gonzalez

The process of walking and squeezing your ass cheeks firmly together resulting in the shuffling of your feet. This process is orchestrated to prevent the escape of a giant turd or expolsive diairrea.

I totally did the Shuffles Gonzalez all
the way the bathroom! Many Thanks Taco Bell.

by street whizard April 8, 2009

shaftless

The state of having no shaft

Samuel Baker is shaftless

by Drillax March 11, 2016

shuffleshock

The somewhat disturbing reaction youhave when your iPod is on shuffle and goes from (e.g.) Al Green to The Fall

Woah, just had some shuffleshock, Aretha Franklin straight in to Metalica

by v8gaz May 27, 2009

snafflesock

Snafflesock is a person that loves to eat, draw and her dick size is bigger than chipsbeatskids dick.

Wow it's Snafflesock! Her dick is big though.

by snafflesock May 8, 2020

Shaffle

Its where you take a shit, put it on a waffle iron and make a waffle made out of shit

John: Hey Frank, want to eat some Shaffles at my house?
Frank: sure lets go to IHOP for some Shaffles

by Nerusual May 16, 2021