Dwight Schrute

Character from NBC's The Office, portrayed by Rainn Wilson.

Dwight Schrute is fast. To give you a reference point, he is somewhere between a snake and a mongoose and a panther.

Dwight:
Determined
Worker
Intense
Hardworker
Terrific

Dwight: "Dwight Schrute. My father's name: also Dwight Schrute. My grandfather's name: Dweide Schrude, Amish. That's my family. I don't know where they came, the Amish, came from originally. Uh, Amland."

by valerie2776 June 13, 2008

Dwight Schrute

AMAZING!!!!! Dwight Schrute:
-Office Character
-Beet Farmer
-Assistant (to the) Regional Manager
-Arch enemy of Jim Halpert
-Loves Angela

Jim:"im just saying you cant be sure it wasn't you"
Dwight Schrute:"That's ridiculous,Of course it wasn't me
Jim:"Marijuana is a memory loss drug so maybe you just don't remember."
Dwight Schrute:"I would remember."
Jim:"well how could you if it just erased your memory?''
Dwight Schrute:"Thats not how it works"
Jim:"Now how do you know how it works?"
Dwight Schrute:"Knock it off, Im interviewing you"
JIm:"No, when i came in here you said i would be conducting this interview!!!! Now exactly how much pot did you smoke??"

by Sarah110993 May 6, 2008

Schrutebucks

A reward for doing something good in the office, as awarded by the regional manager. The exchange rate of Schrutebucks to Stanley Nickles is the same as Unicorns to Leprechauns. One thousand Schrutebucks is 5 minutes extra for lunch. A Schrutebuck is worth 1/100 of a cent.

Employee 1: Are you ready to go back to work?
Employee 2: No, I have 1,000 Schrutebucks so I still have 5 minutes left for lunch.

by Whittastic September 17, 2007

Dwight Kurt Schrute

The best character on the satirical pseudo-documentary The Office. Projects a Vladimir Putin-like charisma and is knowledgeable about everything, from German (mostly pre-industrial religious) to farming beets to mold extermination. He also an authority on bears, weaponry, health care plans, sabotage, and the supernatural. Played by the inimitable Rainn Wilson.

Dwight Kurt Schrute:
"How would I describe myself?

Three words: Hardworking, Alpha Male, Jackhammer........Merciless..............Insatiable. "

*hold up purple belt*
"This a message, for the entire office, so that everyone can see that I am capable of physical dominating them."

by dksfan April 14, 2010

struther

When one consumes absurd quantities of food as if by enhailing the edibles. Derived from Sally Struthers, who you may have seen in all those Save the Children Ads.

Wow, I just struthered down a plate of ribs, a half-dozen wings, a bbq pork sando, and a pitcher of Blatz.

by Punitive D March 15, 2005

schruefer

Can be used as a substitute for any word in the English language. Will work as a noun, verb, adjective, or adverb. (schruef, schruefered, schrueferly)

"That guy is such a schruefer"
"Dude I got schruefered last night"
"You schruefin tonight?"

by matthew frank May 16, 2009

Schrute Buck

Fake currency used in an episode of the tv show "The Office". Equal to 1/1000 of a cent.

"Whats the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks?" "Same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns."

by jimbo22 May 13, 2008