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Schroeher 

Schroeher is one of the most offensive words in any language across the world. This describes someone who is the biggest of bitches. You should never use this word lightly as it is super offensive and could get you in a fight. The Schroeher’s are one of the pussiest human kind and no one should ever be compared to them unless they are a huge pussy.
(Friend 1): Yo can you lend me 5 bucks
(Friend 2): Bruhhh nahhh how does that benefit me?!?
(Friend 1): Fuck you bruh!! Your just a fucking SCHROEHER!!!
(Friend 2): DID YOU JUST CALL ME A FUCKING SCHROEHER!!!
Schroeher by 10$$$$$$$ January 22, 2019

Schroeder 

A Schroeder is a penile erection that is so taut, so skin tight, that it stretches the skin on your forehead.
Dude, that girl gave me a Schroeder so bad my forehead hurt!
Schroeder by DigitalR3x November 27, 2015

schroeder 

The word is used as a noun or a verb. To schroeder someone is to buttfuck a dead man. And a schroeder is a sick perverted
Kelly: Your going to have to schroeder him really fast.
Cyle: Ya I know I see someone coming!

Kelsie: I hate this kid, he's always touching my vag.
Tom: Wow what a schroeder.

schreyer swag 

the swag of any person who is a scholar by day...and a freak by night ;)
we're ready to get our schreyer swag on this weekend....getting slizzarddddd!
schreyer swag by SchreyerSkankk October 28, 2010

schroedered 

To be delayed or inconvenienced whilst travelling, especially at an airport.
Katie missed her connecting flight because her inbound flight was late, she was well and truly schroedered.

Schroeder 

the piano kid from the peanuts
Schroeder actually likes Lucy back because he's a tsundere but yall aint ready for that conversation
Schroeder by koreandaaa February 8, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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