Schmidt

a sweetness that knows no bounds. thoughtful, courteous and respectful. to qualify as a Schmidt one must be irresistably adorable.
My boyfriend is such a Schmidt! He brought me flowers for no reason.
by maureenkay August 05, 2008
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A Schmidt

An old lady who’s throat looks like a frog. She is so deaf you could literally chew talkis in her class. A Schmidt is someone who goes on and talks about a lesson and you wanna fall asleep in.
Did you see that Schmidt, she was our sub for science. The class was so boring because she was a Schmidt.
by Student 47 December 07, 2018
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Schmidt

Taking a shit in a pool or any water but a toilet
Hey, you just schmidt in the pool.
by Purple Wave December 13, 2006
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Schmidtting

The act or process of holding in a giant crap or diarrhea while performing an activity or in a situation that places you far from a bathroom or any other place of relief.
Man, I was schmidtting so hard today when i was in a meeting with my boss
by Hot and Spicy man October 02, 2011
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Schmidting

When one takes a foul-smelling woman to an alleyway and proceeds to take off her clothes, then electrically tapes her to a pole. The perpetrator then proceeds to have sex with her. Right before climax, the perpetrator proceeds to defecate on the ground and finish having sex with the woman.
Dude, I totally Schmited that girl last night!
I was Schmidting that girl when the cops showed up.
by Reeta Poon February 08, 2008
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Schmidt

A person who goes out of their way to view exceedingly gross and disturbing online content.
He's such a Schmidt. He just send me a link to Tub Girl!
by R.J Alex October 30, 2007
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Schmidt

A person who is anti-social, just likes to be indoors all day, and ignore his/her friends to play video games.
Stop being a Schmidt and come hangout with your friends.
by racko.sb January 06, 2011
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