schmidt

verb: when a person takes a shit on a kitchen floor when they're drunk and has to clean it up.

noun: a piece of shit or a pile of shit on a kitchen floor.

verb: after Ear-gasm, that Chad kid took an enormous Schmidt on Jo's kitchen floor.

noun: that was one massive pile of Schmidt on the kitchen floor.

by sarlo sexy boy April 22, 2007

schmidt

To thrust penis back and forth in to the vagina.

I fucked the schmidt outta my gurl last nite!, holy schmidt

by buck laow March 23, 2010

Schmidt

A person who is anti-social, just likes to be indoors all day, and ignore his/her friends to play video games.

Stop being a Schmidt and come hangout with your friends.

by racko.sb January 5, 2011

Schmidt

An award for one who polishes boots to perfection.

After nearly 5 years, Shooter's Supervisor decided it was time for him to receive the Schmidt.

by WillyB2006 November 20, 2006

Schmidt

An euphemism for "sh*t"

"My dog smells like Schmidt!"

by Dray’s Dictionary February 16, 2019

schmidt

the incorrect way to spell "Schmitt"

"Is that Schmidt, or Schmitt?"
"Schmitt! Two T's... NO D's!"

by ungalwa May 22, 2007

Schmidt

In French, a name for the Police

Ralenti, y'a les Schmidts

by Nakitasuro December 17, 2017