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verb: when a person takes a shit on a kitchen floor when they're drunk and has to clean it up.

noun: a piece of shit or a pile of shit on a kitchen floor.
verb: after Ear-gasm, that Chad kid took an enormous Schmidt on Jo's kitchen floor.

noun: that was one massive pile of Schmidt on the kitchen floor.
by sarlo sexy boy April 14, 2007
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