Scalia

A highly contagious variety of ringworm.

"Eww, you have Scalia on your genitals."

by You Tuber July 5, 2015

scalia

noun
1. the aged remnants of a santorum permanently stained in an undergarment.

The coroner literally had to peel the underwear off the ass of the corpse on account of the huge pungent scalia acting as an adhesive agent between the underwear’s material and Justice Scalia’s ass. The coroner’s report read that, some time ago, “a well-endowed beast must have pounded Justice Scalia’s ass and left behind a sticky gooey santorum that gelled up over a considerable amount of time. I’m going to barf.” Like the corpse, the underwear were unrevivable. (The coroner quit her job that day.)

by Jacques Strappes September 15, 2016

Scalia, Antonin

Antonin Scalia, judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.

See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)

William Rehnquist, Sandra Day O'Connor, Clarence Thomas, Anthony Kennedy, and Antonin Scalia (Scalia, Antonin) are all to blame.

by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007

Dirty Scalia

To apply the political philosophy of Supreme Court Justice Anton Scalia to dirty talk during coitus.

Ralph told Sally, "my penis is as rigid and unyeilding as Scalia's interpretation of the constitution!" The dirty Scalia made her smile in satisfaction while she read the Federalist papers and he pounded her from behind.

by Tim Clayton March 28, 2007

antonin scalia

Italian Justice who is perhaps the most conservative one on the Supreme Court. He's a god-fearing Bible thumping Christian (translate as "idiot" or "superstitious zealot") who voted against gay rights and frequently denounces abortion as "evil". Apparently very close friends with Dick Cheney, even going so far as to take a hunting trip with the man and later insisting to sit in on a trial of his claiming to be "impartial".
Much like Bill O'Reilly he frequently rambles and shouts and acts tough but as soon as he starts getting his ass handed to him like the moron he is he tries to shut them up. Most recently he fought to keep "under God" in the Pledge because this is a "nice wholesome Christian nation."

On a side note, there's a nifty little thing called The Fourth Amendment which guarantees a right to privacy so long as you're not doing anything "bad."

"Amendment IV

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."

Although according to Scalia, this doesn't apply to gay men because they're "sinful" and no justification is needed other than that.

The ninth is also worthy of notice:

"Amendment IX

The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people."

by JFern May 14, 2004

Scalaming

(Sca-lah-minG) is used in many circumstances and is delivered with a heavy Guido accent. The best use of this word is to substitute a hearty "Fuck you!" or "Get the Fuck outta here!" In contrast to this, Scalaming can also be used to proclaim something too sweet for words.

Hey buddy, you aren't on the list - SCALAMING!
This Pasta Vasool.... marone - SCALAMING!

"I hate you JJ and I want my CDs back and my couch and..."
"SCALAMING!"

by NorthDadz March 19, 2010

Shalia

Shalia is such a great friend to have, she has a great attitude but it changes when it needs to. She’s super pretty and has a gorgeous figure. She’s a goofball but serious when you need her to be. she’ll always be there when you need her. She often ends up giving more love then she receives which often leaves her hurt. But she bounces back pretty well.

“Oh look, there goes Shalia being Shalia again!”

by Cl0udySkies March 10, 2019