Salmon

What a man calls the the colour of his jumper when he doesn't want to admit he's wearing pink.

"My jumpers not pink, it's salmon"

by Shegoes April 1, 2015

salmon

When you walk up behind someone and you flail your arm between there legs near the genitals, imitating the act of catching a salmon by hand.

Everyone was giving Lenny Hi 5's while I went behind him and gave him the salmon.

by Lenny Smith July 25, 2008

Salmon

A giant, very thick, monster cock. Usually has a slight right curve. One similar to the one of famous artists and rapper “DaBaby”, would be a salmon dick.

“Ayooo i got that salmon!”
“My lord, did anybody see DaBaby’s salmon get leaked?”

by Squ1ggles February 24, 2020

salmon

A cyclist going the wrong way in a bike lane.

The defendant blamed the collision on the fact that he had to take evasive action when he encountered a salmon in the bike lane. (Bike Snob NYC)

by Seidcar March 31, 2010

Salmon

When someone escapes every single problem they encounter. Just like when a salmon escapes the fisherman's net.

Wow he is such a salmon. he just got an A from an essay he didn't even write.
How did you salmon your way out of your trouble this time?

by Big Cucia Jake November 24, 2015

Salmoning

When you take your hand and wave it back and forth like a fish tale between a girls boobs.

This girl had an amazing rack and great cleavage so I walked up to her and started salmoning her with my hand. She said I salmoned her like a gentleman.

by OneShot July 25, 2012

Salmoning

Walking against a lot of people headed in the opposite direction.

I ended up salmoning through the schoolkids at to get to my next class.

by Theo D-S October 1, 2007