Procrastertainment

Opting for an amusing, time-wasting activity in lieu of completing the fundamental task at hand.

going on facebook instead of browsing business emails is a form of procrastertainment. as is deviating from online research in order to watch youtube videos, and texting friends instead of making the important call.

by Verc July 22, 2009

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procrasterbating

The act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating.

1) Last night was awful; I had a sumative essay to finish, but I spent all my time procrasterbating!

2) 'Where's Ed?'
'I dunno, but he has a lab report to finish for tomorrow and you know what he's like... Probably procrasterbating again.'

by Danp February 1, 2007

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promasturbator

n. a combination of a procrastinator and a masturbator; one who puts off doing something out of laziness (such as homework) just so they can masturbate.

v. to postpone something in order to masturbate.

see also horn dog

v. I promasturbated my 20 page exam review in Algebra II assigned by the Devil.

n. Jack is a promasturbator because he skipped 4th period and went home to masturbate.

by Kreapar May 16, 2005

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procrasterbation

to put off a responsibility, duty, etc. in order to masturbate.

"did you do the math homework last night?"
"no man, i let procrasterbation get to me and i forgot all about it"

by createdbyswavilicious March 27, 2009

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podmaster

Leader of the pack, the gang, the squad. Usually very tall dude named Ethan, who is feared by little freshman boys and girls. THE POD MASTER.

Might do drugs in the bathroom.

Ethan: What did you call me again, podmaster?
Xavier: POD MASTER

by Podmasters Apprentice July 8, 2022

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