n. a combination of a procrastinator and a masturbator; one who puts off doing something out of laziness (such as homework) just so they can masturbate.
v. to postpone something in order to masturbate.
see also horn dog
v. to postpone something in order to masturbate.
see also horn dog
v. I promasturbated my 20 page exam review in Algebra II assigned by the Devil.
n. Jack is a promasturbator because he skipped 4th period and went home to masturbate.
n. Jack is a promasturbator because he skipped 4th period and went home to masturbate.
by Kreapar May 16, 2005