Ponytailer

A ponytail holder as described by a man out of touch with pop culture. He hails from some weird state like MissourAAAAh. He recently met the greatest woman ALIVE and is thanking his lucky stars on the daily that she has 'saved' him from a life full of open source code and sausage parties.

My cat just ate my ponytailer and is gonna be sick later.

My girlfriend keeps wearing my ponytailers home from my house in the morning...maybe I should cut my hair short like a man...

by Erin, the greatest woman alive March 14, 2011

wouldn't you know who won the pony

refers to the story told by Jim Cornette when a local wrestling promoter , faced with declining attendance , rigged a lottery to give a way a pony so his son won it , so we did not lose money on the deal . As a result anything is is obviously rigged is referred to as wouldn't you know who won the pony .

Billy got picked to be hall monitor again .
Well Wouldn't you know who won the pony

by BellasaurusTheJust July 21, 2019

ponystroker

see tool.A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look.

Kevin follows Sophia everywhere like a complete ponystroker.

by slimjim095 November 2, 2011

pornyub

You misspelled Pornhub (You're most likely on mobile)

I'm gonna go watch some pornyub, FUCK I MISSPELLED IT

by TheyTookAllGoodNames May 25, 2020

Sweatpants-Ponytail Girl

A girl who is chill and gives no fucks. She tells it like it is and is legit. She is true to herself and to the people around her. She is able to look beautiful without makeup and she knows what she wants; she is not high maintenance. She can kick it with her boyfriend without having to go out and being entertained. Music is a big part of her life and she likes simple things like movie nights. Sadly, this type of girl is very rare.

She is so chill and down to earth she is like a sweatpants-ponytail girl.

by greenmonster733 December 12, 2013

Garbage-Pony

Josh

It's garbage, no it's a pony, no it's josh the garbage-pony.

by garbagePony February 27, 2020

pony shot

A pony shot is a 1.0 ounce shot of alcoholic beverage (whiskey or brandy); as opposed to a regular shot which contains 1.5 ounce of alcohol.

Some bar equipment consists of an hourglass-shaped measuring device; with the pony shot on one end and the regular shot on the other.

by Cranberry Bob February 2, 2020