Poocussion

Poo.cus.sion \pü-kə-shən\

When one incurs a concussion upon smelling feces and experiences moments of extreme and ambiguous disorientation (not to be confused with 'Poocushion')

Example One:
Thaddius - "Hey man, you weren't making any sense yesterday after you left the bathroom at Chili's"

Cam - "...oh no, I must have suffered a Poocussion"

Example Two:
After experiencing a severe case of Poocussion of the most seldom occurrence Frank stumbled around the apartment for the rest of the afternoon mumbling to himself.

Frank - "I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, aahh I'm gonna...gonna, gonna (sigh)"

by Principal Midget December 13, 2010

Poocrastination

The act of going for a poo in order to avoid performing a task.

"I really had quite a lot of work to do today; probably shouldn't have spent so long poocrastinating and just got it done. Poocrastination is going to get me fired."

by Coatsey August 27, 2013

Poocario

The final boss of Smash Ultimate

I can't believe how powerful Poocario is!

by BOOMdaGOD June 5, 2021

pooture

When your life depends on taking a shit later in time.

Ben: My life is so weird.
Gregory: Well it will get weirder in your pooture.

by gregben June 19, 2021

Poocum

The subsequent substance, which often leaks out, after a man creams in a girls anus

Guy 1: Damn bro she got poocum all over my sheets!
Guy 2: Yeah well that's the price you pay for dumpin in her sewer

by Anal Angel April 20, 2014

poocrasterbating

pooping, procrastinating, and masturbating all at the same time. basically a lonely man's blumpkin.

Tanya: What took you so long? We've been waiting here forever.

Tim: Sorry, I was poocrasterbating.

Tanya: What's that?

Tim: I don't know but my hand's pretty sore.

by razzledazzle69 April 16, 2011

Pooturbed

The feeling of being greatly perturbed by the need to take a crap.

"You look worried" said Peter
"I'm pooturbed, I need to shit real bad!" replied Paul

by R Mutt November 3, 2011