Politican

The correct spelling of politician.

Ted Cruz is my favorite politican.

by Politican November 10, 2021

politician

People that should never, ever be trusted under any circumstances.

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

Politicians

A load of pricks that lie, deceive and do fuck all for the benefit of society (apart from the select few) plus make cuts and deprive young people of a life

Politicians like David Cameron and Nick Clegg/ traitor to the lib dems (but not other members the lib dem party, even though you guys will never win.)

by yourfacemakesmewanttopuke December 4, 2011

politician

A lying, piece-of-shit corporate fuckwad who lies out their ass to get elected telling you how much they care for you, and then once their sorry-ass gets in office, they lie, cheat, steal and fuck the whole system up in order to keep the power.

Just look at any goddamn politician.

by Steve June 19, 2005

liberal politician

An ordinary citizen that once elected immediately sheds any notion of integrity or honour and spends all their time looting and pillaging the public purse while ensnaring the other 99.9% in Legislation that guarantees their indentured servitude.

As a Liberal politician I am happy to support this Bill that ends funding for the Women's Crisis Centre and redirects it into my million dollar office renovation and expense account.

by Thautikus January 13, 2017

televangelist politician

A type of politician who strives to present himself to the public in a perfectly coiffed family-man package as he deftly peppers his dogmatic and craftily laundered hate with lots of God-speak.

Ron DeSantis is the the most highly rated televangelist politician at this point in time; stay tuned to this fake-Jesus devotee.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 5, 2023

Pollutician

A pollutician is a politician responsible through his/her action for the release of contaminants into our environment.
These actions may include, but are not limited to, campaigning against legislation in favour of emission control or supporting the development of infrastructure (i.e. highways) which will create additional pollution.

Goverments allowing for the exploitation of gold mine using mercury are clearly under the control of polluticians.
Polluticians are the main target of big corporation lobbyists.

by Pascal P January 29, 2008