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Permaban

To permanitely ban or stop from using.
by ChipAyten August 13, 2006
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permaboing

per-mah-boing
noun

1. A prolonged state of penile arousal. Usually describing an erection lasting more than 60 minutes; boner.
1. "Dude, that chick was hot, I had total permaboing."

2. "This permaboing is ridiculous, I've had this erection for four hours. I might have to seek immediate medical attention."
by N. Bivens + D. Niles August 11, 2006
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permatan

The condition of a white person having tanned skin all the year round. There are two forms:
1) Rock star; TV personality; model; other wealthy person to whom an appearance of wellbeing is an inherent part of their lifestyle. Condition obtained by chasing the Summer round the globe. Looks natural.
2) Chav; trailer trash; mediocre prostitute; middle-aged woman who wears leather trousers. Condition obtained through roasting one's skin under a UV lamp. Result looks a bizarre shade of orange and ages the skin prematurely.
Jason "What's that big white ring among the wrinkles on the side of your neck?"
Shaz "Oh shit! I forgot to take my giant hoop earrings off when I was getting my permatan."
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Permalance

A freelance position that turns into a full time job without benefits.
I was hired for a freelance position at Condé Nast, then instead of hiring me full time, they kept me on permalance.
by Clandestine Cover June 16, 2007
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Permabanned

To be removed from the Vestibule with force, and often against one's will, until the end of time.
Insert tasteless/offensive Vestibule joke here

Permabanned!
by SuperSaiyajinNess October 30, 2003
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permahorny

The state of being eternally aroused.. sexually.
guy 1: that bitch is permahorny

guy 2: yeah, that bitch'll ride anything
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permahorn

A state of constant arousal and wanton lust. Derived from the concepts of permanence and the root of horny.
Rocco: How's your day been?
Erol: Hard! severe case of permahorn.
by katherine heathcliffe February 23, 2005
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