Something substitute teachers don't have.
Kid: "can I go to the bathroom?"
Teacher: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"
Kid: "I don't know? CAN YOU GET A FULL TIME JOB"
Teacher: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"
Kid: "I don't know? CAN YOU GET A FULL TIME JOB"
by Oh Deer! December 7, 2014
Any job that is, by the company, officially considered part time, but in order to keep the job, you actually have to work full-time hours illegaly and there isn't anything you can do about it because you're too much of a pussy to say anything.
Friend 1: You wanna hang this weekend?
Friend 2: Nah, I've been busting ass at my job all week, I need a break.
Friend 1: I though you only worked part time?
Friend 2: Nope, it's a full-part-time job.
Friend 2: Nah, I've been busting ass at my job all week, I need a break.
Friend 1: I though you only worked part time?
Friend 2: Nope, it's a full-part-time job.
by slamm3r August 8, 2012
Apparently a consequence for being able-bodied
by tecopux June 3, 2022