Penn

THe hottest and sweetest girl evr
The most perfect girlfriend i cud evr hav i love u penn forevr

I love u penn, u r the greates girlfriend

by Will April 24, 2005

Penn

Ivy League PARTY school. Home to the prestigious Fisher M&T program, Penn Engineering and Wharton. Also has arts/sciences college and nursing college but no big names there ---

In recent years, its becoming a big entrepreneurial school with great guidance and world renown courses in Entrepreneurship, Marketing, Computer Science and Engineering. Although, its mostly compared with Duke/ Northwestern/Cornell and rarely with Harvard or UChicago, its Perelman Med school and highly, highly elite Wharton MBA is probably better than anything in this damn universe.

John: Raj is a total alcoholic but he runs an extremely successful hedge fund. I don't know how??
Jane: Easy, he did his undergrad at Penn.

by bobbyplex October 21, 2016

Penn Tech

penn college,pennsylvania college of technology
A smaller school in a shitty town(Williamsport). Good education. Until the LCB kicked in it was rated the biggest binge drinking school on the east coast. If you go to Penn Tech alcohol is the only way to cure your boredom. So they drink, and these kids can drink. No pussy Penn State drinking either. We're talking real backwoods, puke and rally type drinking here. Other than that there isn't really much to say about Penn Tech. You'd know this if you ever visited. (P.S. Watch out for those white t-shirts)

Penn State - "We'll get kegs"
Penn Tech - "We'll get grain"

by Jack March 20, 2005

Penn Valley

Penn Valley is one of the richest areas in Pennsylvania along with Gladwyne. Tho Penn valley takes no recognition because it is so small and exclusive it doesn't have it's own zip code so it must share with much lower class but still very expensive area to the average American called Narberth. The Penn Valley Area is where most celebrities live in the main line. Movie stars, directions, singers and especially professional athletes fill the multi million dollar homes, while others are just old money. The multi million dollar homes are most likely large stone estates with nice patios, tennis courts, pools, gardens and fountains in the backyard. The area is filled with Wasps, Japs and all round preppy. The people in penn valley tote around their Louis vitton, coach, chanel, Gucci, and Kate spade bags around like that is what the normal 12 year old girl posses. All of them cannot put down their iPhone wearing a colorful speck/kate spade/berklin cases because they are too busy instagraming, or imessaging other iPhone buddies. We are the only town in the world to think that blackberry usars are underprivileged. We wear only the finest designers and chanel makeup. The people are rich but not all of them are snobby and rude. That's Penn valley for you.

Tour guide: Penn valley and the rest of the main line was offered a real house wives but turned them down because their too classy?
Guy: wait really like Beverly hills? I want to live there.

by main line writer November 14, 2012

Penn Christmas

The practice of dumpster diving around University of Pennsylvania facilities and Dorms. This usually can be done with out any shame, since the general stereotype of people that go to UPenn is that of rich if not financially stable families. This activity is also based of the stereotype of rich and financially stable people being extremely wasteful. Throwing out a red ring of death xbox 360 instead of ebaying it or attempting to fix it is an example of the wastefulness that can result in a Penn Christmas

Two people walking down the street outside of penn dorm.
Dude 1: damn look at that 360 in that trash bag
Dude 2: penn christmas !!!

further down the street in the next trash can
Dude 1: omg look at all those plastic hangers in that trash bag
Dude 2: Penn Christmas !!!

further down the street outside of a penn frat house
Dude 1: omg is that a full 12pack of natty ice?
Dude 2: it's expired...
Dude 1: f that penn christmas !!

by feldrast September 12, 2011

Penn State Behrend

Located in north-western Pennsylvania, this branch campus offers a variety of majors/minors to a generally unmotivated student body.

The school receives an annual snow fall of 30 to 40 feet which begins approximately 45 minutes after the blistering heat ends in August. The focal point of the campus is the amazing physics phenomena which requires students to walk uphill to and from class.

Around 65% of the students are 5th year seniors thanks to the grand engineering scheduling structure. On a more positive note, the school offers a male to female ratio of about 6 to 1 which is more balanced than years past. However, with this increase in female population comes a steep rise in bitch.

The food options for Behrend are limited to dobbins (home of the dobbins dash), Bruno's, and the always lovely Hungry Howie's. Without the latter, the entire student body would certainly starve to death or resort to cannibalism.

Overall, Penn State Behrend is absolutely the greatest school anyone could ever go to because amazing crazy things always happen (pop secret). If you can tunnel through the snow and bull shit, its not all that bad of a place to live.

Penn State Behrend was the only school I applied to, but unfortunately i got in.

by NDKalltheway November 6, 2009

Penn brothers

Duncan (27) and Jonnie(24) Penn are brothers from an MTV show called The Buried Life.

They are equally attractive but in different ways. They came from Victoria, BC Canada, as well as the other 2 group members. (Ben Nemtin and Dave Lingwood)

You may also know the brothers as:
Jonnie as Nigel Diamond (from the band Bikini)
Duncan as Boone McCaw (a country singer from Atlanta)

Person 1 "Who is your fantasy crush?"
Person 2 "The Penn brothers"
Person 1 "But that's two people"
Person 2 "It's impossible to only choose one of them"

by nakuah tatama January 16, 2011