paulsplaining

The act of overriding another's experience and knowledge brought on by your ability to conjure the power of 1,000 vaginas and Mother Teresa herself.

I was trying to describe how bad my period felt but then dumbfuck Jerry paulsplained, saying I shouldn't feel any pain because periods are just papercuts that take a while to clot.

I wanted to get the HPV vaccine, but my dickhole dad paulsplained that it wasn't necessary and I'd get autism if I got it anyhow.

I was talking to my friend at work, Sarah, about how prevalent rape is and our colleague, Terry the Terrible, came over and did some paulsplaining. He said we should just dress more appropriately or start carrying a gun if we didn't want to be raped.

by melinoff March 28, 2019

Pamsplaining

The art of overly explaining information in great detail when it isn’t necessary

My ears are bleeding because of Pamsplaining.

by WhoDat1323 January 14, 2022

Plantsplainer

Similar to a mansplainer, one who explains plants to a horticultural professional, or one who has much more experience and knowledge in landscape and plant care than the explainer.

I got into an argument with a plantsplainer yesterday who insisted my pumpkin was a watermelon and scolded me to prune my perfectly healthy tomatoes full of fruit.

by AndiPlants July 2, 2022

Panicsplain

The act of not having a explanation while being questioned so making something up.

Jamie found my phone so I had to panicsplain who becky was

by Ricochet93 January 27, 2023

punsplain

Having to explain a pun based joke to someone who doesn’t get it.
It’s exhausting.

Them: I don’t get it
Me: it’s a pun!
Them: what is?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 789! Get it? Seven ate nine!
Them: I don’t get it
Me: I shouldn’t have to Punsplain this one…
See Six was afraid of Seven because Seven had a history that included devouring Nine. Get it? Seven ATE nine!
Them: 🙄

by WorldChampionPunner May 18, 2023

pansplain

When told by someone who is pansexual that you can like who you like with no reservations or judgment.

As a mono sexual woman, I don’t care for pansplaining.

by utahanarchist October 11, 2019

Painsplainer

Definition: someone who interrupts you to talk about your pain as if they've experienced it on a grander scale than you

"I get such bad migraines man, my head hasn't stopped throbbing for three da-"
"Oh yeah, I know all about migraines, they're so bad! Can you believe I had nausea, and like, I didn't wanna talk to anybody, and I even had to THROW UP to make it better. Anyway it's only happened to me once in my life, thank god! Have you tried to sleep it off?"
*internally screaming "Shut up you painsplainer"

by Czar231 May 2, 2021