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A person who is publicly charitable for personal gain.
Dave is such a Mother Teresa. Did you see him flashing the cash at that benefit gig with his new girlfriend?
by TrismegistusIII August 14, 2016
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Cumming over a womans face while she protects he hair with a towel.
She let me cum over her face last night but insisted on covering her hair. It was like wanking off over Mother Teresa!
by Spikemac October 26, 2012
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The act of resting/sleeping cocooned under the covers after a long session, in the style of Mother Teresa resting in her death bed (see This session could be after exercise/shagging/drinking. A mother teresa can last anything between two minutes and a day. It is most commonly used in dire situations, such as betweeen finishing a session and having a shower or eating.

M dot T always comes first.
1. Jack: 'Ahh man I had such a long shag last night, i'm in need of a serious M dot T'

2. Adam: 'I've only got two minutes until school, time for a mother teresa me thinks, otherwise those bitches are gonaa be on my back all day...'

2.Jack C: Man Jack B, all you do is Mother Teresa all day long, why are you so tired all day long?!'

JackB: It's because of all those Troff times i've been having.
by Back from the grave January 07, 2012
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Pull three fingers out of a girl and bless her with her own holy water.
Quintel gave Shaniqua a Mother Teresa at the end of that porno.

I was so excited, I gave the television a Holy Ghost.
by FatButtLarry May 08, 2007
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A word to use when you see something HUGE!!
' Fuck that dick is motherteresa'


'Fuck that motherteresa of a bitch is hellaugly'
by BADGENALDO August 21, 2009
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Mother Teresa is the best person. She enjoys chapel. And has the best catch phrase “it’s not blessed if it’s in windex”. She also turns her pain into power and she’s a nun. Nuns are great. You should always love Mother Teresa’s.

RIP Mother Teresa
Henry: we should turn pain into power like Mother Teresa

Jessica: okay but let’s do chapel first. Everyone join hands...
by Vineisalive123 July 10, 2018
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