Panicsplain 

The act of not having a explanation while being questioned so making something up.

Jamie found my phone so I had to panicsplain who becky was

Panicsplain by Ricochet93 January 27, 2023

Pansplain 

When a pansexual tries to explain how bisexuality works to a bisexual person with misinformation and biphobic stereotypes.

Tim tries to pansplain to Emily how her bisexuality doesn't include nonbinary despite Emily being bisexual for over twenty five years. Tim ignores sixty years of bisexual history and uses biphobic and transphobic definitions he found on Tumblr

Pansplain by BiBiBiphobia April 12, 2023

pansplain 

When told by someone who is pansexual that you can like who you like with no reservations or judgment.

As a mono sexual woman, I don’t care for pansplaining.

pansplain by utahanarchist October 11, 2019

Painsplainer 

Definition: someone who interrupts you to talk about your pain as if they've experienced it on a grander scale than you

"I get such bad migraines man, my head hasn't stopped throbbing for three da-"
"Oh yeah, I know all about migraines, they're so bad! Can you believe I had nausea, and like, I didn't wanna talk to anybody, and I even had to THROW UP to make it better. Anyway it's only happened to me once in my life, thank god! Have you tried to sleep it off?"
*internally screaming "Shut up you painsplainer"

Painsplainer by Czar231 May 2, 2021

pandsplain 

Derived from, and an amalgamation of the words "pandemic" and "explain":

The response given to someone, whom you haven't seen since 2020, after they ask: "how have you been?" and "what have you been up to?"

He asked me what I'd been up to over quarantine and I pandsplained to him that I'd been hiding out in my apartment for 2 years, staying away from people, and trying not to get sick.

pandsplain by jesssicat March 10, 2022

painsplaining 

This is a type of ablesplaining where doctors and other healthcare workers patronize, infantilize and disregard lived experience by minimizing self-reports of pain, often justifying it through medical hearsay, misogyny, transphobia, fatphobia, and racism even though they've never experienced any similar pain themselves, or they believe everyone's pain is the same as their own.

Doctor: "It's normal to experience some discomfort…" Patient: "Quit painsplaining; that was not just discomfort. That was a 9 out of 10 — almost the worst pain I've ever felt!"

painsplaining by SharedMoon June 25, 2024