A
college located in Norman, Oklahoma. It offers many
fine degrees and programs; these include BAs in Taking-a-Dump, Wiping-Your-Ass, Drooling, Patting-the-Back-of-Your-Hand-and-Mooing, Whittling and Masturbating-and-Eating-It. BS degrees are available in such fields as Boasting-About-OU-Meteorology and Staying-at-
College-For-10-Years-Because-You -Can't-Deal-With-Real-Life. Our
music program is second-to-none and people come from all over the world to study the jug at OU.
OU stands out as the first colleges to accept on Special Education types with an IQ of less than sixty.
In social terms, OU is a remarkable place with many activities (such as the
college's famous Synchronised Drooling Team and the national champion Hur-Hurring Squad) and opportunities for meeting and making friends, such as the famous Friday Night Cousin Fuck and our Spring Break Knock-Your-Sister-Up Party.
If you're an inbred
redneck pig-fucker who can't read but wants to get you one of them there edumucations, OU is the place for you!
